I slept with Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

I ran naked with a pothead because I love marijuana !?!! Lmaooooo Wth !

I smoked with a bowl of cereal because I'm a pimp hahaha

I shanked a bum because I'm a pimp!

I stabbed the kool-aid man because I am sexy like that and good in bed!

I smoked with the kool-aid man because I have a noodle in my nose..... duh

i ate a condom because im a pimp