while i try lazily to clean my room

Achilles or your mother.

ihu

George Washington's head on a pike OR A FRIENDLY GAME OF BOWLS

Achilles because as far as Connor knows his mother is already dead and Achilles isn't and he'd be a terrible person for choosing the dead over the living

SCREECHES

Freedom or Duty :3c

freedom but he will stare longingly up at trees for the rest of his life

oh god

FOR OTHERS OR FOR HIMSELF

he's got a martyr complex a mile and a half wide, he'd put duty before freedom for himself all day erryday

He can go swimming with Altair if he misses trees that badly

this face tbh

yusuf or everyone else

lmao I'm a jerk

NO NO NO NO NO

Virginity or loneliness

sorry yusuf

oh wait you have both

nvm

everyone else pls

IT'S OK HE UNDERSTANDS

can't

even

argue....

GETTING MAULED BY BEAR or GETTING SHITFACED FROM EVERCLEAR

his captain outfit or his assassin outfit :3c

MacabreClamor: EVERCLEAR IS PROBABLY SLIGHTLY LESS PERMANENT SO THAT

braids all the hair tbh

wepkeer: his assassin outfit HE LIKES IT plus there's so much extra storage on it

highever: achilles hands down no hesitation SORRY DADDY

achilles never actually tried to murder him

omgosh tree climbing it's awesome

YES

But scars are manly :C

except when they spell like, "Juicy" or something

then they're ultra manly

almost too manly

Asking Zevran ANYTHING is a mistake. :|

No asking Zevran for a straight answer is a mistake

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

i like how the warden excitedly turns around when zevran talks about taking down his pants

achilles or haytham

this should just be the things connor would pick over his terribad father meme

fistsraisedhigh: BAW HE GOT THAT ONE

rub it in why don't you

it was achilles hands down no hesitation SORRY DADDY

k

OH WHOOPS

SHOULD'VE READ THE PLURK ALL THE WAY FIRST

no he needed another reminder

UGLY CRYING

ACHILLES IS HAPPY WITH THIS ANSWER

THUMBS UP CONNOR

you made the right choice

swan dives off cliff tbh

OH OH

Saving Achilles OR killing Charles Lee

GDI

saving achilles

saving anyone tbh connor is a huge useless bleeding heart

Aw. You do care.

yes.....

he is secretly a precious babbu

secretly. Under the layers and layers of grouch.

LOTS OF GROUCH

Achilles would prefer that Connor kill Charles Lee

It's not secret at all though.

He's like a build a bear

only one of the optional cute outfits is for murder

DAMNIT ACHILLES

leap of faith or the pet animal function

leap of faith

climbing DOWN things?!

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

but

puppies

although tbh I find it hard to believe Haytham would willingly touch a pig

let alone feed it his magical hand doritos?

mini-plot for Haven

we steal Haytham jackets

and like ten bags of doritos falls out

THIS WHY WE DON'T HAVE THROWING KNIVES

Puppiesssssss