Go to the doctor, seriously.

No one can see me either and I refuse to tie up A&E if I'm not dying. (And I'm not.) Ugh...I think there's an emergent care place two towns away

Don't touch it anymore

don't touch your skin and then touch anything else it might be contagious

wash your hands a lot and try and urgent care clinic

Shut your pie hole, seriously. /throws over shoulder and takes with for backup

Lol oh should I stop kicking strangers at bus stops then okay

augdhkjgsd I would come with if I could loser

): Take care dude

Aw that said licking when I typed it it was funnier then

Or maybe I just got no aim right now. /squints at keys

I keep making phone calls and getting "ew don't bring that here" thanks a lot purple jeez

...bad aim

OKAY MORE CALLS just had to complain first

Wow I have to go 3 counties over that's gross. But the lady found me an appointment at a really booked place! Like NO ONE else could see me so I'm psyched.

Drive safe on your way over there

Glad she found you a spot!

Thanks Pumpkin

Oh Ish I need to talk to you later. Corner me when you see me around later k?

Ahhh, I'm happy, too. Hoping so hard that it's not anything super terrible. <3

They're probably gonna give me Benadryl and a lolly but better safe than sorry I guess

u_u if they give you a lolly, it'd better be tasty as fuck! LOL but yes, def better safe than sorry

Hahaha I'll pick the best one. Thanks Efe

I will! After work I'll be on the lookout for you.,

Hey who's placing bets on these pox? I'm about to leave so let's get 'em rollin

I'll take Scarlet Fever for $20 I think

$20 on measles. /slams down money

/grin

I am pretty sure I'll live, Eck-senpai.

Just gotta get going now. Oof. The effort, you guys. Still so much effort to get out of the blankets

I appreciate this

But I'm holding out for something cool personally

Some jungle disease come to me from afar. Cause it knows I'm Tarzan. My brother does answer to Monkey instead of Ape but I think I can fix that

If anyone could pull that off it would be you. Good luck.

Okay who had Leoprosy? Pony up.

'Cause winner pays I'm ill bitches

4 hours for them to panic and parade in and out and tilt their heads and then take a little tube of blood and stuff.

The CDC doesn't want me to go anywhere public until Friday btw lol

Brb causing public health scares

...do you seriously have leprosy?

Hahaha no I forgot I said that

They think it's measles. :|

I was gonna say

oh man I was actually going to pick leprosy

And the thing is, if you did show up saying you had leprosy one day, I would believe you

Because if there is one person I know who would have something like that happen to them, it is you

None of this should be making me laugh but it all is

The whole thing in the clinic was mad guys. They like freaked out when I took my shirt off and were like "holy crap don't touch anything! Wait here's a mask! OMG we need paper gowns and things!"

What was once merely a common childhood disease is now serious shit I guess

congrats, you win their Best Disease Of The Day Story

From what I've read, I think it's because it's so highly contagious, and because it's fairly easy to get complications with it

And though it was mostly eradicated, there was a huge batch of people recently who refused to get their kids vaccinated because that quack scientist posted a false study that the vaccine caused autism

So now there's kids running around with no real protection against it and there are outbreaks again because of them

Yeah that's the big one actually. They have to contact everyone with kids who was in the office today and tell them. They HATED me.

Except the phlebotomist. She loved my big manly veins

I have to admit, the idea of you as a biological weapon is kind of entertaining.

It was an accident I swear lolol

Just because measles used to be common doesn't mean it's not a big deal :c don't touch shit dude and feel better soon

/licks all the bus windows

Wow. I'm pretty impressed. But yeah get better soon because ew, old diseases

Only you...

/wraps in blankets and gives salve

I'm still betting it's not measles! But either way I'm mildly annoyed I can't go buy juice and food until Friday without theoretically putting people at risk.

yeah seriously dude, don't leave your house. I wish I could help :c I got blood titers this summer that say I'm a super immune to that stuff

weh

Litha will just have to feed me through the Internet

I'm supposed to be immune too though I got vaccinated. And I haven't heard of anyone else's vaccinations failing from my birth year.

you're 100% sure it was an MMR?

I still think it's just a rash that sort of tinds the doctor of measels and they panicked cause Hawaii. (We've had way more recent outbreaks of stuff like this than most of the US cause of the smaller islands.)

ahhh I see

Yeah I'm sure I have the papers the school nurse used to write this stuff on.

...I've never had a second round of shots.

maybe I'll ask about that next year. :|

Yup, Eck's right. It doesn't matter enough for most people since these are pretty rare diseases these days but they do wear off so high risk

populations are supposed to get booster shots. They've been considering a whooping cough booster for everyone though because that's making

A big gross comeback.