and then it's time to sit down with a good cup of tea and get these Mary tags done because man she is exhausting to write

she's so enigmatic

Saaaam I had a question real quick- would you mind if Conan tried talking to Sanji as Shinichi? Because he's kind of.. worried about what would happen to an actual kid that might do the same thing :|a

uh... regarding the incident with the oranges.

yeah Sanji stop attacking children

seriously.

dude he started it >C

and yeah that's fine

\o/

and then Conan got his bow tie taken away by Holmes >:

haha! why?!

Because he's not supposed to be doing things as Shinichi.

don't make dad mad why do you have to be like that.

being overly formal is how you avoid people realizing you are actually a jerk

also because! What if one of the kids that follows him around back home turns up and states he wants to eat all of the eel and rice? :|a

/stalks this

You're grounded.

D:

B-But Daaaad

No buts.

you can talk, Holmes

/knuckle cracking

Also Dandy while I have you here can I ask something?

Sanji you are also grounded.

I'd love to see you try to ground me

>C

Bring it. D<

Sup?

Do you want Equius to ask/would he ask about doing robot legs? If so, would you like to thread it?

um hmm good question. if he actually saw Sherlock missing a leg then he might

unless Sherlock pissed him off, then he would still do it but he would be a lot more grumbly about it

Part of the log I'm throwing up is him hopping around to be heckled mostly by that butthurt loser up there so it's possible he could be seen.

Sherlock pissing him off is entirely possible.

I can't guarantee no pissings off.

Also sorry for not putting that up last night, I'm a bit sick so I fell asleep on it. It'll be up in a few. \o

Sanji are you making kids cry again?

Pissing Equius off is unfortunately easy. But I will tag into that log! o7

no just being terrifyingly angry at them

:|b

he had a good reason okay

by his standards

get over it, jesus.

I feel like a broken record.

sfjaksf now I re-read this plurk as Sherlock being referred to as a kid

and the possibility of Sanji making him cry

I can't

does he even have tear ducts

They're reserved for John so for all intents and purposes, no.

no he doesn't.

baww

shut up

/sneaks in here for the stroganoff, stays for the Sanji Crying talk

/plays tiny violin

/confiscates.

excuse you it's Sherlock who isn't crying

oh except that Ivan is crying

with Sanji's face

which is super weird

what.

... that is different. and it still counts.

though why is Ivan crying at all. D8

hes having a bad day

it's also hilarious

and awful

A very bad day ='D

SDFjgh

But you sorta have Sanji crying in there?

honestly Ivan if you'd stayed as a girl he might have kissed it better for you

Ahahaha.

fajskf yes

he is so freaked out right now

Oh boys

but he did get you to calm down a little bit

a little, tiny bit

Sanji, did you really want to be Ivan's second kiss? Did you really? 8|

it would have only been to the cheek gosh

would anyone have been surprised if he was though

really

jag;ksajsd;jfk

Well I guess if Sanji already gave him his body

daflkdsj

we don't talk about that

/crying.

afksjfskdjf Oh jeez, two freaking out Sanjis in the morgue. /just read the tag

This game

at least he didn't drop him

That is a plus!

This game

Don't drop Ivan, Sanji, or Mineneesan will kill you >|

it's okay he's too shocked to move right now

also Ivan is distressed and that is still concerning even if he's not a girl

Ivan you aren't helping

Ack! 5 to second tutoring session. See ya!

also brb gotta eat this goddamned delicious food aw yiss

njkfkf oh my god this is possible the best.

Hey Sanji go kick him down the stairs.

Here boy. C'mere Sanji.

you'sa gonna die

I welcome it.

no but then he won't get a cool roboleg.

Sanji you can't take the cool roboleg from him.

do we need a girlfriend intervention.

it's possible but let's see how terrible it gets

kjndgkg haaha.

bring it.