fancy a brew?
/watches from afar.
Sherlock are you so shy?
can't even tempt you with tea?
/makes clucking sounds
you'll have a faaaar harder time breaking this one's heart
you know
because you broke Sanji's
remember that bit
when you broke his tiny precious 21 year old heart
I think you remember
no stop Nemo doesn't want to let the memories in.
remmemmmberrrr
sobs.
but yes fuck all y'all Mary is having her tea party and you can't stop her
I might prod this if you don't mind it being super slow because Mary Poppinsss.
dude have I ever minded stealing your precious CR
he can be suspicious and squinty and she can not give any fucks
also she will compare him to the books
just fyi
because
omfg rude.
hey fictional characters like to read too
Well he'd compare her to the books if he hadn't deleted them.
Or ever read them.
he can totally accuse her of being fictional though
He can.
he can
Mary is all about the 4th walls
Might poke this later
Maybe with an alien
oh ho
I might send Aoko that way but the brat detective is super depressed and hiding away in a corner
gdit Sam. /circles this party like a vulture.
ho ho
and yes nobody worry about speed I'm all good for back tagging/reserving spots
this is a pretty chill party after all
btw Sam we started One Piece today. 
8D !!
bid farewell to your souls
I mean awesome
WE ARE WE ARE ON THE CRUUUIIISE
Luffy is the Doctor. The Doctor is Luffy.
srsly
why do you think Sanji immediately latched onto him so much
auuugh.
captain feelings
Maybe I'll pick up a muse someday because that'd be cute.
but anyway yes.
:'D
man, olaf can write a killer Luffy but he would sink the ship
Man I can't even say I play your Zoro anymore, Sherlock has transcended Zoro.
oh god absolutely
I'm sorryyy.
Sherlock really needs a John
he's turning into a villain without realizing
:'I
all that intellect and nobody to channel it sob
He is and I feel like a bag of dicks for it because I'm not fast enough for him to get friends. 
He needs help.
And now I will stop taking over your plurk.
well, he could get a nanny
but she's... less gentle than John
He probably needs something less gentle than John by this point.
Terra you are gentle. >:|
HBIC is on the case
:'|
I'm scared to tag anything new because I don't know how the rest of this thread is going to go and Terra might be super sad again.
/sob
I'msorry.
I'msorryyyy.
sorry I tell you sorryyyy.
I knowwwwwww it's okay!
and yet I'm the one who sent you both into hysterics
good grief
talk about social drama
gah
Holmes pls
no.
okay minion you've done that thing you do get the fuck off
Well it's better than making puppy eyes and leaning into her and then glaring deviously at Sanji over her shoulder.
Isn't it.
A bit?
Sort of?
Oh my god that would have been horrible.
YEAH SEE HE'S TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER.
HE'S TRYING, YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM CREDIT.
the would have been the actual worst but yes okay
Because is there really anything he can do to make this any better.
Tell me if there is because I'm as stunted as him in this regard.
No... no I don't think there is.
There you go.
no this is actually... oddly, the best thing he can do
Like him deterring her from any extra healing and not validating her actions is a surefire way of conveying she's totally not on his side, right. Right Sanji.
...
She isn't on Sherlock's side she just doesn't want Sanji to beat people up especially because of her :<
It's only conveying your girlfriend is waaay too nice to be any kind of smart.
also she did nearly kill herself making him no die so
/kicked out of Plurk.
fffffffffff
yyyeah Sanji isn't really getting that
omfg Sanji.
but he's a bit emotionally distraught rn
Sanji :<
well sorry not everyone can turn off all their emotions to make a clear deduction
also gosh darn I'm hungry brb making food
good, eat.
Haha I am too
I'm going to get this tag first though
also it's true, you are a pile of emotions stuffed into a roughly human-shaped bag.
if you shut those off you'd just melt into a big puddle.
Also Nemo that icon and the keywords
I laughed
then I felt bad
Sam gave me that keyword. :'3
Hahahaha perfect
you know I spend all day cooking fancy stuff, and yet I get home and I swear just plain old fish on toast is the greatest food known to man
also yes Sherlock your face is a unique thing
Well I imagine cooking for you is like taking work home with you.
there tag 
Aw Sam.
yeah I guess it is but om nom nom Mackerel
way to go Sherlock you did something right this time
but stilllll aaaaugh
I know :<
Sanji pls don't reject her
;A;
Also I love how we turn your plurk for Mary into this crazy drama I am sorry
I am also sorry.
It is my fault.
As usual.
Felara
is
not.
If anything this is Terra's fault for being too nice and forgiving :<
Did I ever tell you what I listen to when I tag things involving you two.
I must've.
Robyn - Call Your Girlfriend
v
v
v
well he didn't reject her...
all my plurks end up being Sherlock drama plurks and I don't mind at all
I'M SORRYYY.
/runs off the nearest cliff.
afjksd that song omg
It was slightly more applicable when they could actually be jokingly shipped.
but it's all IC IT'S NOT YOUR FAULLLLT
I'M SORRY THOUUUUUGH.
I'm so angry at Sherlock right now it's not even funny.
;__; oh man being mad at your muse
been there
omg
omg Sanji
SOBBING
I can stop him from doing all of this but I can't.
he's upset
but he's not going to be mean to Terra
Sanji no.
Sanji
just... a bit hollow
he'll be fine he's just a bit shellshocked rn
sort of a can't deal shut down
I am so sorry
btw just curious, had anyone expressed anything like Sherlock did before Terra intervened?
to him before.
no but he's already thought about it
or was that just him being Mr. Doubty-pants when he tried to distance himself from her ages ago.
yeah.
yep
he actually had everyone beating him up for thinking that
so thanks for bringing that up again now he's really confused
/validates your old opinionsss.
/come to the dark side.
SOB
/doesn't want to realize that he was thinking like you at that time
oh. shit.
nothing he tries works whyyyy
also excuse me I have to attack my washing up
\o
Ugh, jfc, he needs a John. I'm terrified of castmates but I literally require one.
/rolls back under the sofa.
Sam can I tag Sanji's open post and have it be like. A few hours after this. Because this is terrible.
I'm so sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Terra is just. Going to look at Sherlock. And be all "WHY."
"DUDE THIS IS ALL ON YOU, I DIDN'T DO SHIT."
/OLLIES THE FUCK OUT.
omg
Like this, this is precisely why he is such a heartless asshole. Look what having a heart gets you.
This is why he is never going to have any friends
He quits.
...
/pats Sherlock
The FFVI victory fanfare just started playing on iTunes.
WHY.
HAHAHA.
/SOBS
It's a victory for the Charon tbh.
No one is happy.
Terra can go cuddle on Conan. he needs cuddles. Ran dropped :c
Okay eugh I need to play catch-up in this log, this thread has just been making me so angry at him. 
Oh no. >:
Baw Conan 
I mean aw Ran mun but yay no more distractions for Conan I FUCKING HATE YOU SHERLOCK.
hzjhfbkfs
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TAGS TO DO YOU'D BE IN A BIG TIME-OUT.
Hes just going to hide away in corner for now
Just peeking in here to say, ow my heart /dashes back out 
No don't look Ivan.
aaaaaaaaaaaaah does that mean other people are reading this thread
...he put himself in timeout
no
No I mean Sherlock would be in a big time-out. :''''|
oh. did we reach the point where Holmes wants to monopolize all of Conan's time?
We may have, but not if Conan's gonna be Mr. Mopey-pants, he wants nothing more to do with that shit this week.
:|
no he's... more relieved than anything because Ran is no longer in danger
he just... feels kind of empty now
re: Felara actually, not to be contradictory, but I think Sanji would activate his stupid James Bond hiding skills to have some time to chill out after that episode
I mean we can say that whole dealy happened in the evening so it's only like he hasn't seen her for one night, but yeah unless she was really distraught about it he'd probably be evasive
Ah oh eee, I. was just starting to feel better.
sorry
he's a ball of emotions what did you expect
also he is very good at the sneaking thing when he wants to be
not this.
well then you are silly
/dives out the window.
/retrieves with fishing rod
oh
;A;
I'm sorry
no why it's not anyone's fault
/claims fault.
/puts it in the corner.
/with all the other faults.
;A;
Sam we need to fix this soon because it makes me sad.
makes the whole ship sad if you think about it. D:<
/slaps Pelt out of here.
yes yes we do but don't worry Sanji is as malleable as butter when it comes to Terra
Sherlock, on the other hand
(I will run this emote into the ground by the end of the week.)
good
H-how old is Sherlock...?
plurk
what are you doing don't post that here
oh good it didn't
I think it fixed itself, I don't see anything.
Also 35.
(sorry plurk is drunk again)
:|
What are we not posting? o.o
oh a comment from a different convo appeared on this one
but... didn't
drunk ass chat machine
Haha wow... plurk you need help.
8|
Also you two need to fix their relationship so I can keep this their soundtrack. 
The Brother's Bloom - Penelope's Theme
The Brother's Bloom - Penelope's Theme
ie. Nemo is on a music kick and you will suffer.
aww
/cassssually saves to favs
whyyy.
Awww pretty...!
just like you two so kiss and make up. 