Working on this essay for tomorrow

Going over the gender work for tomorrow's tutorial

Sleeping

Things I am actually doing:

Eating my headphone cord and listening to student radio

Emailing people about participating in radio shows/comedy

Emailing people about the Out in Education things

Plurking

well at least you're still doing -something- productive?

8D;

Yeah!! And I'm sat in the library, that counts for something, doesn't it?

I can just osmosis all my learning.

yes osmosis is a transitive verb now

I can do that

wouldn't that just be the best skill to have, knowledge osmosis |'D

forget flying! This would be a true super power

That would be AMAZING Just sit in a library and know everything

Though it'd be kind of sucky if you couldn't turn it off

Like you're trying to make out with someone and that cookbook on the shelf won't stop chanting recipes...

PFFFFT

"Not you, cookbook!"

unless you're Red in which case that works out pretty well

so you're in luck? or maybe she is

both

.............if she ever got that power I don't think she'd leave the kitchen...

"Darling, I thought maybe we could go to the park today-?" "Shush honey, the food books are talking."

What if I just read her recipes would that qualify as foreplay

.........This Plurk escalated quickly

I think recipes qualify as foreplay anyway

That does not qualify as foreplay 8I

not even if it's a recipe for something really fucking delicious

And what if I read it in my Jarvis voice

Macaron recipes in the Jarvoice

Cheesecake menus in the Jarvoice

Cheeses

Just in general

8I

wiggles eyebrows <3

8I

WIGGLES HARDER <3

I'm going to go and have a soup 8I

Do you want me to read the nutritional information???

le wink

EDIT: I AM ON THE RADIO DRAMA MAILING LIST- LE SQUEEEE

Woop~

/cuddlies You doing okay, bee? <3

Yes gon hunt me a nom with my nom hunting skills.

Yaaaay! Go hunt devour :3

i have hunted and it is baking in the fires of hell 8I

gdi Frollo stop being so attractive and angry

IKR

I hoped you might like it

ngl I would do sexy things near him just in the hopes he sings about me to his fireplace later.#

"I SAW THIS GIRL WHERE IS MY GOD NOW" daaaaamn right,. boy.