I have a cold and boy howdy is it a stinker

sorry if I don't write much today my brain is full of goo

Go away cold!!!

Also go back to bed Sam.

^this too

the cold woke me up tho

I sneezed

and then I was awake

See if it works in reverse, sneeze again.

no I would have to sneeze backwards

that would hurt

inhaling air and snot at 100mph no ta

(aren't you glad you know me)

(yes)

(Sherlock isn't.)

No I meant just sneeze normal, maybe it's like a light switch.

Sneeze awake. Sneeze asleep.

I clapped twice no luck

clap on

no clap off

and sneezing is a hard thing to do on purpose

):< You broke it.

It is.

what if I sneezed now and dropped my phone it would land on my face

/is lying in bed with phone deal with it

Maybe it would knock you out

that's the same as sleeping right

Yeah that.

oh yeah thanks

:|

Now aren't you glad you know us.

"I can't sleep." "Give yourself head trauma, Sam."

"Same diff."

I need a pile of people to sleep on

yup

world's most feared pirate my ass

babies.

They are only scary to those who refuse cuddlies

or cuddles

cuddlies works too I guess

so that would be Sherlock

Basically.

... no I sneezed again and I'm still awake

Weak. D:<

:C

actually it was quite a big sneeze

mnuh and I have to work in a few hours I might as well get up

/toddles off to make tea

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