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Mary stop that
12 years ago
yaaaaay I feel like shiiiit
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Mary stop that
12 years ago
I have a cold and boy howdy is it a stinker
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
Mary stop that
12 years ago
sorry if I don't write much today my brain is full of goo
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joker
12 years ago
Go away cold!!!
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
Also go back to bed Sam.
joker
12 years ago
^this too
Mary stop that
12 years ago
the cold woke me up tho
Mary stop that
12 years ago
I sneezed
Mary stop that
12 years ago
and then I was awake
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
See if it works in reverse, sneeze again.
Mary stop that
12 years ago
no I would have to sneeze backwards
Mary stop that
12 years ago
that would hurt
Mary stop that
12 years ago
inhaling air and snot at 100mph no ta
Mary stop that
12 years ago
(aren't you glad you know me)
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
(yes)
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
(Sherlock isn't.)
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
No I meant just sneeze normal, maybe it's like a light switch.
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
Sneeze awake. Sneeze asleep.
Mary stop that
12 years ago
I clapped twice no luck
Mary stop that
12 years ago
clap on
Mary stop that
12 years ago
no clap off
Mary stop that
12 years ago
and sneezing is a hard thing to do on purpose
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
):< You broke it.
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
It is.
Mary stop that
12 years ago
what if I sneezed now and dropped my phone it would land on my face
Mary stop that
12 years ago
/is lying in bed with phone deal with it
joker
12 years ago
Maybe it would knock you out
joker
12 years ago
that's the same as sleeping right
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
Yeah that.
Mary stop that
12 years ago
oh yeah thanks
Mary stop that
12 years ago
:|
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
Now aren't you glad you know us.
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
"I can't sleep." "Give yourself head trauma, Sam."
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
"Same diff."
Mary stop that
12 years ago
I need a pile of people to sleep on
joker
12 years ago
yup
Mary stop that
12 years ago
world's most feared pirate my ass
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
babies.
joker
12 years ago
They are only scary to those who refuse cuddlies
joker
12 years ago
or cuddles
joker
12 years ago
cuddlies works too I guess
Mary stop that
12 years ago
so that would be Sherlock
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
Basically.
Mary stop that
12 years ago
... no I sneezed again and I'm still awake
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
12 years ago
Weak. D:<
Mary stop that
12 years ago
:C
Mary stop that
12 years ago
actually it was quite a big sneeze
Mary stop that
12 years ago
mnuh and I have to work in a few hours I might as well get up
Mary stop that
12 years ago
/toddles off to make tea
heloworld
12 years ago
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