[Sherlock] Hey Holmes I found your valentine's card 
*oh my god
...
oh my god
appropriate no?
It's perfect.
also sob Sanji why can't you understand
HE DOES READ THE LATEST TAG
it's why he's so distressed augh
but Sanji
beating people up isn't the right way to fix them
it is in his world
maybe yoooou don't understand >:|
/READS YOUR TAGS.
Also omfg I love this.
I'm using it on all my valentines.
yes it is perf
O-oh no... maybe Terra doesn't understand after all...!
TERRA.
NO.
Terra he needs you.
:C
;A;
you see this is why this situation is even more terrible
they're both right and wrong at the same time
They are.
Yeah...
:'| Terra.
Sherlock you're tearing me apart
He's not even trying to.
impressive but still not a good thing
):
):
and nobody was happy ever again
do we really need to wait for John to fix everything.
well, we do have Wall-E
he's sort of like John
(wears a jumper anyway)
Wall-E can defend Sherlock.
After this week.
"I like him, he texts quickly."
are you saying Wall-E takes sides
He doesn't take sides, I'm saying he'd have a good point for Sherlock. :U ?
oh well yes
yes he would do that
and somehow would make everyone's heart melt at the same time
goddamn bloopy cute-ass robot
I actually have a confession but I want to make sure I'm not piled on in capital letters because I already know I should be ashamed.
I haven't seen Wall-E.
no we have to fix this it is the best film
I mean it's hard to have favourites when it comes to Pixar but Wall-E is a masterpiece
I'm serious
;;;;
dude you haaaaaave to watch it
you are living a deprived life
Fel back me up here man
I'm still at work let me see if we have it anywhere.
well no I mean when you can obviously XD
just bust out of work yelling I HAVEN'T SEEN WALL-E
I MIGHT DIE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS I NEED TO FIX THIS
they'd be totally okay with that I can tell
No I mean being at work is good because it's where all my movies are.
aaah
I see
We have like just under 4000, Wall-E's bound to be in here.
oh god it has to be
It isssssssssssssssssss.
Yessssssss.
/slowly saves it for later.
excellent because seriously man I predict that you will come back onto Plurk after watching it like
omg you GUYS
YOU GUYS HAVE YOU SEEEEN THIIIIS
and we will all be like "yes" but HURRAH
And you will all be like "Yes Nemo we saw it years ago get out."
no I will be like isn't it amazing yes it is did you cry I bet you did
Guys Wall-E is a good movie.
But fff.
/claps
but yaaaaaay you can watch it this please me good yes
I'm sorry, I just had to get it out there. It was weighing on my heart. :'|
let it out man, let it all out
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIEEEHEHEHEEES. 
Wall-E is amazing
It is my most favorite Pixar film ever I love it so much
/curls up on Fel.
;-;
there you see you SEE
;A;
it is so good you are going to be so happy aaahahaha
no don't cry I'm envious watching it for the first time is the greatest
I mean watching it for the tenth time is also good but
;A; weeeh.
I get the same way with Sherlock though it's gross.
/makes googly eyes at Fel. 
hehe
And we can be that way with Wreck-It Ralph when Sam gets it.
I will be quiet now.
don't rub that salt into my wounds
Wreck-It Ralph was wonderful
the best.
I will cry
No don't cry!
also wow I should be tagging but I... just do not want to
I am trying to write you a tag, Sam
then I will get to my other tags
then I will... hopefully start Sherlock...
cough
Aww Sam I'm sorry I will stop tagging you then
/ducks
Note he did say guy, Fel.
oh
Unless there's something you're not telling me. 
nonnononasgo
fffffffff
DON'T EVEN you are awesome to tag with
nooooooo
seriously I'm shameless you get such priority
what no
Yeah tbh you two get all my priority it's bad. :'|
it's like NEW TERRA TAG EVERYONE ELSE OUT THE DOOR
No you are too awesome I can't
ahhh
/flail
sorry I shouldn't be bitchy about anyone I suppose they're just new
no it's okay
it's just really hard to CR when you're making all the moves, y'know?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do understand that.
sigh
At least you have a character that'd maaake moves?
Actually I guess that's worse.
Mine can just hang up or waltz out. :U
I do but, he tags into every one of her threads and that's sweet but
there's only so much I can do
sob
yeah everything just descends into awkward silence
idek what to do like, if I should send him a message about it offering advice or what
I may know who you're talking about but not sure. :|a
You could.
I don't want to be mean but I don't want to keep feeling weighed down
/pats
It's not mean if it's constructive crit.
Yes.
:/ I'll think about it, I'd still feel pretty bad about it though
don't want to hurt their feelings
I mean some people take it that way but those people are butts.
(also sorry idk if the mun is male or female I just go by chracter gender)
(Yeah I figured.)
aaaaa, well, maybe, I just
well you know it's hard to do these things
(I still operate under 'female until proven male' sadly.)
It can be hard to tell!
It is. I admit you must do as I say, not as I do.
hm, okay, tell you what, because I trust you to be honest with me, can you tell me what your opinion is
if I'm being a jerk I'll just bite the bullet
by the way Sam
but, I don't know, maybe you could offer me some advice
I'm a bit stuck
If you really want Terra to be on Sanji's side for this
you can tell her that Sherlock killed Sanji
Nailed it.
she will flip out
WOW NO TERRA.
SANJI
NO
oh wait are we talking about Sherlock or this CR dilemma
NO NO NO NO
No "Nailed it" was to who you were referring to with the CR dilemma.
Sorry.
sorry I am derailing things again
omg I am so confused XD
but no he won't
he's set on not telling anyone about that
Good. >:| ;;;;;;;;;;
he might talk about it with Usopp but really he doesn't intend to tell anyone on purpose
Yeah no it's not just you, Sam.
aww
oh okay, well, I'll try to think of a way to give them some feedback then because I really am stuck here
But weh, CR dilemma. Jack is normally a silent protagonist but there's a lot you can do to engage other characters if you're a man of few words.
like I don't even know how to reply to this, and this has happened in every thread so far
yyyeah, it's like, I can't even tell if he has a personality
Do you know Bioshock, I can never tell.
Gordan Freeman; personality, Wall-E; TONNES of personality
this, I... I got nothing to work with
I've played it yes, and yeah he doesn't get much in the way of demonstrating personality
It's true...
He really doesn't.
but, that's why it's interesting; you get to apply your own personality to him
But still. there's a lot you can do.
Yes.
how you would react in that situation is how he does
e.g. my version of Jack would be shit scared of everything
especially little girls
And mine would cover everything in bees, no questions asked, but that's beside the point.
HAHAHA
anyway now I'm just snowballing into a bitch so I'll stop
No no no.
thanks anyway I was worried it was just my imagination
No, it's not just you, hun.
>:< Don't boot us out before we can help you.
beeeeessssss
;w; you guys
thanks
(Bees is legit the only thing I use unless I need something else for plot okay. I have a sickness.)
Nemo XD
oh and I should have breakfast
brb
guys guess what
RUDE.
What what.
I ate soup today
and it didn't hurt
what what
Yeeeeee.
YAY
soup should never hurt.
I am so happy
I am so happy for youuu.
for serious that's great
/high fives
I can't remember the last time I ate something and it didn't cause me some kind of pain
Food should never cause pain. D:
food good.
I'm so happy and relieved and aaahhhhhh
yes right food, getting some of that
brb
hahaha
\o
o/
Anyway if I had to say anything about the CR dilemma, I'd just drop them a note saying that replying to them is a bit difficult due to Jack never really pushing the conversation..?
Or stalling it or cutting it off, I'm not sure. I'm not great with wording things of this nature.
Alternatively, return with a tag of snooty Poppins reading in silence and see if it spurs him to speak, otherwise allow it to peter out. Though I'm not entirely sure that is the kindest method. ;;
;;
I think I'll mull over the reply a bit longer, but yeah I should man up and send them a note about it because I can foresee this becoming a problem
I pity those who do not have a "you are being boring/stupid, I shall now ignore you" button.
/terrible player.
sob I just have guilt if I do that
I have guilt too, it's just slightly more justifiable with my brat. )'8
argh sorry for that tl;dr Sam
I love your yout tl
r's are alwas the exact same length as my normal posts XD
r's are alwas the exact same length as my normal posts XD
plurk I will punch you
and that was lovely!
Hahaha no they aren't!
Also your normal posts are wonderful.
/measures paragraph
Mine are just words and rambling and blah.
nnnnope, about the same I'd reckon
Disagree over me more, you two, it's kawaii. 
/kicked out.
Hahahahaha
Sherlock you ass
people fighting is not kawaii omfg
But Sam. Your posts are descriptive and wonderful. Mine are just like "blah blah blah word vomit"
if it were then Sanji and Sherlock are the most kawaii... wait
no that argument isn't working
They already are okay.
hahahaha
don't lie to yourself.
I have to wonder what Sherlock would think if we heard Terra's speech, there.
*he
why ow
you were putting yourself down again
:|
SAM
I told you I would and I do
why are you always so surprised?
because most of the time I don't even realize I'm doing it
this is my default state of being okay
wait isn't this what this thread is about.
omg meta.
omg
does this mean I get to be Sherlock
so meta
no do not ever wish that upon yourself.
pfff
ever.
but then Sam can be Terra
and you can be Sanji
/flicks long luscious locks over shoulder
/sets self on fire.
/glares at everyone
We really should all switch muses one day.
And flail around like Magikarps.
Oh my god that would be both amazing and horrific.
/tries to create world peace but fails
that would be super weird gosh
/scoffs at all of the stupid people
mind swap time
Hahaha
/thinks your attempt was the most amazing attempt and that you are a lady, Terra.
/mostly that you are a lady.
/swoons
except no really I just came over all hot and shaky again damnit I'm still ill
woosh
nooo go sleep.
case of the vapours right here
>:<
buuuuht I wanna tttaaaag
apfffhh.
Saaam.
fine I'll just, lie in repose for ten minutes
not breathing with my stupid bunged up nose
brb being decorously useless
Sam 
Sleeeeep.
Now time to tl;dr at Nemo.
/cracks knuckles
!!!
I'm sorry he's such a baby and you have nothing to reply to.
Haha no, not at all!
I've just been out of it for, like, all week.
I feel a lot better today. 
I'm glad you feel betterrr. 
Thank you sweetie. 
I am too.
I am too.
<3
Augh I just want to tag but now I really want brownies.
...
I just ate a brownie.
...
It was amazingly delicious.
I am amazingly jealous.
And it didn't make my teeth ache.
eeeee.
/mails brownies to Nemo
yesss. /eats them all. /cherishes each one.
cute
/probably dies.
/so much brownies.
haha NO
don't dieeee
never. 
Nemo Nemo Nemo what is your favorite animal
But I have the means to make them and they take a while to bake so I will whip some up and tag once they're in.
And hm.
I am gonna send you a special present and also some buttons
m--WAH are you serious
yes
Felllll.
aaaaaaaa
I have some duplicates from this place
I will send them to you
;A; omfg
/trills.
You are the sweetest thing Fel omg, why would you.
Which ones do you like?
I am not
Of what. +A+
Of all the buttons
oh right sorry. I can't site navigate.
I'm gonna order more
haha
I will get you some
fhghfhghhgh
Also Sam too, if he wakes up and likes cute things
I have this www.sugarbunnyshop.com/c...
And I wear it at work
And everyone is always going "OMG SO CUTE"
Down the Stream is adorable. And so is Doki Sitting.
And omg that is cute.
Hfffff. 
I have given her so much money over the years XD
With good reason, these are all precious.
This site gives me diabetes.
So sweet.
I know
I have earrings and that lanyard and lots of buttons and charms...
See, she goes to Otakon every year.
That explains everything!
And I throw money at her while squeeing.
I would too, thank god she doesn't come to AMKE or I'd be broke.
Hahahaha
also omg that's next week. /dies.
Whoa is it? Nice!
It is!
Yay have fun!
All I want is art prints to fill my apartment with this fall. ;_;
I shall!
Hahaha
<3 Anyway omg Fel stop being so sweeeet I can't deal with you. 
I'm not though
you are so.
Nope.
do I have to wake Sam up so he can hit his sick self again.
stop that.
:C
NO
:<
u da best
no u
den we da best.
o okay
success.
Sam is going to come back and wonder what sort of glitterbomb exploded all in his plurk. :U
Hahaha yes he is.
oh my goooood 
so many so tiny.
bunnies
Aw
/trills unreasonably.
so cute. ;A;
Sam is gonna yell at us when he wakes up XD
HFFF
but it's so worth it.
Yes it is!
omigosh. Bunnies.
dammit it was supposed to be three lines what happened
/overloads on adorable
Hahahaha
you could kill someone with that much cute D:
She already gave me diabetes. So much sweet. DDD:
I can believe it.
Fel
Feeeeelllll.
Neeeeeeeeeeemo
I had a question but I forgot it.
I'm sorry!
Not your fault. :U ???
It took me too long to respond and you forgot. It is my fault.
Saaaaaaaaaaam
she's doing it again.
ssssssssssssssssssssh he's resting
I will so tattle on you missy.
But oh oh oh
if you
are you still doing button things. ;A;
I can be yes
I haven't placed an order yet
......... >:
Hmmmmmmm?
... could you perhaps throw two fat sheep poof buttons on and I will pay you in a drawing or two? I want a matching one for Pelt. >: ;;;;;;
hfngh now I'm asking you, where does it end 
Absolutely! 
Feeellll you are too good. ;A;
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
will
give doodles, just say the word.
/snugs all over.
They cost an entire dollar I don't know how you can EVER repay me
Silly. /ruffles hair
my drawings are not worth even a dollar. /weeps.
>.<
They are priceless.
/sits on. >:
oof
<333
so cute
but yes will stop distracting you now I love youu.
/slips beneath the sofa.
Hahaha it's fiiiiine I am watching someone else play Super Mario World so I am super distracted
I will have a tag for you tonight though dammit
dsjfsg take your tiiime auufhfg
now THAT'S a tl: dr
also wow you chaps talked a lot ahaha
hello
Hi sam.
:3
hiii
that was a nice nap but I am still hella bunged up
pleh
what'd I miss?
Cute emotes mostly.
Yep.
awww
Aaaaahhhhh I don't want them to be sad anymore
aaAAAAAAAAA
omg
Sanji just kiss her and fix this ;^;
bunny stampede
Fel gave me diabetes.
:C
he wants to but he's also really stubborn
mostly because he doesn't want Sherlock to hurt her again
oh well
/insulin shots
she is okay with Sherlock hurting her
especially if it helps to fix him
but she shouldn't be omg
:<
omfggggggg
srsly Sherlock help me out here
I'm sorry
we have a masochist on our hands Sanji can't deal with this
Sanji if you let her be nice he won't hurt her again but it's not like he's going to tell you that.
Terra has been through a TON of shit okay
he knows and that's why he doesn't want to put her through more
and Sherlock you are impossible goddamn
but if it helps someone
then it is worth it
there should be another way of helping them
Lestrade.
not when it's this asshole
I don't know, Lestrade knows him.
Lestrade?
Maya knows him..!
John will know him and Sanji will know John.
Wall-E's a good coach.
I'm throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks okay.
yes but Sanji has been brought up with the method of beating the crap out each other
also she is really uncomfortable with this whole 'commanding' thing
he is actually trying to help
she doesn't want to command ANYONE
it's just nobody in this world seems to understand that
because ribs are some precious commodity or something
sheesh
>:U
so don't just let him talk with his feet
they really are just going to have to agree to let each other do what the hell they want
just
compliment him every now and then.
How hard is that.
oh yeah good luck with that with Sanji
...
Terra will compliment him
"you have pretty hair"
Terra. 
do you know what the word 'tsundere' means
I do.
"you don't look like an alien when you smile"
yeah that's not going to make him smile. :'|
fffffffffffff
(_ )_
Sanji are you tsundere.
Actually, I.
r u super tsun.
Don't think Terra would know what an ailen is.
join the club Sanji has no idea either
oh good
he sort of has had it explained but interplanatery travel isn't a thing in One Piece (yet)
Hahaha
well, apart from that one time when Enel went to the moon
or as he called it 'Fairy Earth'
don't ask
Yeah Terra has the Esper world but that's. It.
...cute
deluded Gods have to have some sort of destination, right?
Listen guys there's a guy running around named Mordin Solus and his face is suspiciously Sherlock-shaped but he is also an amphibian.
That is an alien.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
oh he's cool
Sanji bonded with him already
he's way more human than you
wow.
rude.
I need to have Terra meet him.
He's cute.
he is
OKAY I am going to leave this plurk so I can write a tag to Nemo.
farewell my lady.
punch him in the face for Sanji.
byyye HEY
no :<
who was trying to get Terra on their side?
Well he's not being a dick to her in that thread anymore.
This is progress.
:T wonderful
have some tl;dr Nemo
Also Sam
pick some buttons that you like
oh my god these are adorable
I know
I was telling Nemo earlier, I have this www.sugarbunnyshop.com/c...
with my nametag at work
and so many people go OMG THAT IS PRECIOUS
awwwww
I love cute things okay
who doesn't?
my evil coworker? XD;
She can go take a flying leap. D:<
hahahaha
Nemo
have you tried throwing a bucket of water over her she might melt like the Wicked Witch of the West
Hey Nemo
Felara
is
that tag okay
hahahahaha she probably would
Sam pick some cute buttons
Or a charm thing or something
I am reading it~ Sorry if I don't do the dishes right after I cook, I procrastinate forever. D:
Terraaaa.
why you so nice.
;A;
and it is perfect yes.
>Comforting a dying man.
>Stops to note just how luscious and curly his hair is.
>Stops to note just how luscious and curly his hair is.
Priorities. You have them.
/meanwhile in Hold 4 Sanji get a peculiar sensation of wanton jealousy for no apparent reason
deal w/ it 
this is my new favorite emote btw, I will run it into the ground.
one day he will be able to pet Sherlock's hair for himself I mean
Mary stop that
will
have Terra back to pet his...
you know you want to.
that, that is totally why he's jealous
yeah
you like iiit.
if he's sat there with a wooden leg and nothing to do he might start playing with it just to annoy him
omg rude.
/swats at.
/honks nose
)<
beep beep
anyway I'd better get ready to drag my corpse to work
later fellas
Feel better. D:<
\o
I'll try!