also sob Sanji why can't you understand
HE DOES READ THE LATEST TAG
it's why he's so distressed augh
beating people up isn't the right way to fix them
maybe yoooou don't understand >:|
I'm using it on all my valentines.
O-oh no... maybe Terra doesn't understand after all...!
you see this is why this situation is even more terrible
they're both right and wrong at the same time
Sherlock you're tearing me apart
impressive but still not a good thing
and nobody was happy ever again
do we really need to wait for John to fix everything.
Wall-E can defend Sherlock.
"I like him, he texts quickly."
are you saying Wall-E takes sides
He doesn't take sides, I'm saying he'd have a good point for Sherlock. :U ?
and somehow would make everyone's heart melt at the same time
goddamn bloopy cute-ass robot
I actually have a confession but I want to make sure I'm not piled on in capital letters because I already know I should be ashamed.
no we have to fix this it is the best film
I mean it's hard to have favourites when it comes to Pixar but Wall-E is a masterpiece

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dude you haaaaaave to watch it
you are living a deprived life
I'm still at work let me see if we have it anywhere.
well no I mean when you can obviously XD
just bust out of work yelling I HAVEN'T SEEN WALL-E
I MIGHT DIE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS I NEED TO FIX THIS
they'd be totally okay with that I can tell
No I mean being at work is good because it's where all my movies are.
We have like just under 4000, Wall-E's bound to be in here.
/slowly saves it for later.
excellent because seriously man I predict that you will come back onto Plurk after watching it like
YOU GUYS HAVE YOU SEEEEN THIIIIS
and we will all be like "yes" but HURRAH
And you will all be like "Yes Nemo we saw it years ago get out."
no I will be like isn't it amazing yes it is did you cry I bet you did
Guys Wall-E is a good movie.
but yaaaaaay you can watch it this please me good yes
I'm sorry, I just had to get it out there. It was weighing on my heart. :'|
let it out man, let it all out
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIEEEHEHEHEEES.
It is my most favorite Pixar film ever I love it so much
it is so good you are going to be so happy aaahahaha
no don't cry I'm envious watching it for the first time is the greatest
I mean watching it for the tenth time is also good but
I get the same way with Sherlock though it's gross.
/makes googly eyes at Fel.
And we can be that way with Wreck-It Ralph when Sam gets it.
don't rub that salt into my wounds
Wreck-It Ralph was wonderful
also wow I should be tagging but I... just do not want to
I am trying to write you a tag, Sam
then I will get to my other tags
if I'm honest it's mostly due to this one guy who is impossibly boring to write with but shh I didn't say that
then I will... hopefully start Sherlock...
Aww Sam I'm sorry I will stop tagging you then
Note he did say guy, Fel.
Unless there's something you're not telling me.
DON'T EVEN you are awesome to tag with
seriously I'm shameless you get such priority
Yeah tbh you two get all my priority it's bad. :'|
it's like NEW TERRA TAG EVERYONE ELSE OUT THE DOOR
No you are too awesome I can't
sorry I shouldn't be bitchy about anyone I suppose they're just new
it's just really hard to CR when you're making all the moves, y'know?
Yeah, I do understand that.
At least you have a character that'd maaake moves?
Actually I guess that's worse.
Mine can just hang up or waltz out. :U
I do but, he tags into every one of her threads and that's sweet but
there's only so much I can do
yeah everything just descends into awkward silence
idek what to do like, if I should send him a message about it offering advice or what
I may know who you're talking about but not sure. :|a
I don't want to be mean but I don't want to keep feeling weighed down
It's not mean if it's constructive crit.
:/ I'll think about it, I'd still feel pretty bad about it though
don't want to hurt their feelings
I mean some people take it that way but those people are butts.
(also sorry idk if the mun is male or female I just go by chracter gender)
aaaaa, well, maybe, I just
well you know it's hard to do these things
(I still operate under 'female until proven male' sadly.)
It is. I admit you must do as I say, not as I do.
if I'm being a jerk I'll just bite the bullet
but, I don't know, maybe you could offer me some advice
If you really want Terra to be on Sanji's side for this
you can tell her that Sherlock killed Sanji
oh wait are we talking about Sherlock or this CR dilemma
No "Nailed it" was to who you were referring to with the CR dilemma.
sorry I am derailing things again
he's set on not telling anyone about that
Sherlock you are so lucky my god
no I believe that was you that week.
he might talk about it with Usopp but really he doesn't intend to tell anyone on purpose
Yeah no it's not just you, Sam.
oh okay, well, I'll try to think of a way to give them some feedback then because I really am stuck here
But weh, CR dilemma. Jack is normally a silent protagonist but there's a lot you can do to engage other characters if you're a man of few words.
like I don't even know how to reply to this, and this has happened in every thread so far
yyyeah, it's like, I can't even tell if he has a personality
Do you know Bioshock, I can never tell.
Gordan Freeman; personality, Wall-E; TONNES of personality
this, I... I got nothing to work with
I've played it yes, and yeah he doesn't get much in the way of demonstrating personality
but, that's why it's interesting; you get to apply your own personality to him
But still. there's a lot you can do.
how you would react in that situation is how he does
e.g. my version of Jack would be shit scared of everything
And mine would cover everything in bees, no questions asked, but that's beside the point.
anyway now I'm just snowballing into a bitch so I'll stop
thanks anyway I was worried it was just my imagination
No, it's not just you, hun.
>:< Don't boot us out before we can help you.
(Bees is legit the only thing I use unless I need something else for plot okay. I have a sickness.)
oh and I should have breakfast
Yeeeeee.
I can't remember the last time I ate something and it didn't cause me some kind of pain
Food should never cause pain. D:
I'm so happy and relieved and aaahhhhhh
yes right food, getting some of that
Anyway if I had to say anything about the CR dilemma, I'd just drop them a note saying that replying to them is a bit difficult due to Jack never really pushing the conversation..?
Or stalling it or cutting it off, I'm not sure. I'm not great with wording things of this nature.
Alternatively, return with a tag of snooty Poppins reading in silence and see if it spurs him to speak, otherwise allow it to peter out. Though I'm not entirely sure that is the kindest method.

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I think I'll mull over the reply a bit longer, but yeah I should man up and send them a note about it because I can foresee this becoming a problem
I pity those who do not have a "you are being boring/stupid, I shall now ignore you" button.
sob I just have guilt if I do that
I have guilt too, it's just slightly more justifiable with my brat. )'8
argh sorry for that tl;dr Sam
I love your yout tl

r's are alwas the exact same length as my normal posts XD
Also your normal posts are wonderful.
Mine are just words and rambling and blah.
nnnnope, about the same I'd reckon
Disagree over me more, you two, it's kawaii.
people fighting is not kawaii omfg
But Sam. Your posts are descriptive and wonderful. Mine are just like "blah blah blah word vomit"
if it were then Sanji and Sherlock are the most kawaii... wait
no that argument isn't working
I have to wonder what Sherlock would think if we heard Terra's speech, there.
you were putting yourself down again
I told you I would and I do
why are you always so surprised?
because most of the time I don't even realize I'm doing it
this is my default state of being okay
wait isn't this what this thread is about.
does this mean I get to be Sherlock
no do not ever wish that upon yourself.
but then Sam can be Terra
/flicks long luscious locks over shoulder
We really should all switch muses one day.
And flail around like Magikarps.
Oh my god that would be both amazing and horrific.
/tries to create world peace but fails
that would be super weird gosh
/scoffs at all of the stupid people
/thinks your attempt was the most amazing attempt and that you are a lady, Terra.
/mostly that you are a lady.
except no really I just came over all hot and shaky again damnit I'm still ill
case of the vapours right here
fine I'll just, lie in repose for ten minutes
not breathing with my stupid bunged up nose
brb being decorously useless
Sam
Now time to tl;dr at Nemo.

!!!
I'm sorry he's such a baby and you have nothing to reply to.
I've just been out of it for, like, all week.
I feel a lot better today.
I'm glad you feel betterrr.
Thank you sweetie.

I am too.
Augh I just want to tag but now I really want brownies.
It was amazingly delicious.
And it didn't make my teeth ache.
eeeee.
yesss. /eats them all. /cherishes each one.
never.
Nemo Nemo Nemo what is your favorite animal
But I have the means to make them and they take a while to bake so I will whip some up and tag once they're in.
I am gonna send you a special present and also some buttons

Felllll.
I have some duplicates from this place
You are the sweetest thing Fel omg, why would you.
Which ones do you like?
oh right sorry. I can't site navigate.
Also Sam too, if he wakes up and likes cute things
And everyone is always going "OMG SO CUTE"
Down the Stream is adorable. And so is Doki Sitting.
Hfffff.
I have given her so much money over the years XD
With good reason, these are all precious.
This site gives me diabetes.
I have earrings and that lanyard and lots of buttons and charms...
See, she goes to Otakon every year.
That explains everything!
And I throw money at her while squeeing.
I would too, thank god she doesn't come to AMKE or I'd be broke.
also omg that's next week. /dies.
All I want is art prints to fill my apartment with this fall. ;_;
<3 Anyway omg Fel stop being so sweeeet I can't deal with you.
do I have to wake Sam up so he can hit his sick self again.

u da best
no u
success.
Sam is going to come back and wonder what sort of glitterbomb exploded all in his plurk. :U
oh my goooood
Sam is gonna yell at us when he wakes up XD
dammit it was supposed to be three lines what happened
you could kill someone with that much cute D:
She already gave me diabetes. So much sweet. DDD:
I had a question but I forgot it.
It took me too long to respond and you forgot. It
is my fault.
ssssssssssssssssssssh he's resting
I will so tattle on you missy.
are you still doing button things. ;A;
I can be yes
I haven't placed an order yet
Hmmmmmmm?
... could you perhaps throw two fat sheep poof buttons on and I will pay you in a drawing or two? I want a matching one for Pelt. >: ;;;;;;
Absolutely!
Feeellll you are too good. ;A;
give doodles, just say the word.
They cost an entire dollar I don't know how you can EVER repay me
my drawings are not worth even a dollar. /weeps.
but yes will stop distracting you now I love youu.
Hahaha it's fiiiiine I am watching someone else play Super Mario World so I am super distracted
I will have a tag for you tonight though dammit
dsjfsg take your tiiime auufhfg
also wow you chaps talked a lot ahaha
that was a nice nap but I am still hella bunged up
Aaaaahhhhh I don't want them to be sad anymore
Sanji just kiss her and fix this ;^;
he wants to but he's also really stubborn
mostly because he doesn't want Sherlock to hurt her again
she is okay with Sherlock hurting her
especially if it helps to fix him
srsly Sherlock help me out here
we have a masochist on our hands Sanji can't deal with this
Sanji if you let her be nice he won't hurt her again but it's not like he's going to tell you that.
Terra has been through a TON of shit okay
he knows and that's why he doesn't want to put her through more
and Sherlock you are impossible goddamn
there should be another way of helping them
not when it's this asshole
I don't know, Lestrade knows him.
John will know him and Sanji will know John.
I'm throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks okay.
yes but Sanji has been brought up with the method of beating the crap out each other
also she is really uncomfortable with this whole 'commanding' thing
he is actually trying to help
she doesn't want to command ANYONE
it's just nobody in this world seems to understand that
because ribs are some precious commodity or something
so don't just let him talk with his feet
they really are just going to have to agree to let each other do what the hell they want
compliment him every now and then.
oh yeah good luck with that with Sanji
Terra will compliment him
Terra.
do you know what the word 'tsundere' means
"you don't look like an alien when you smile"
yeah that's not going to make him smile. :'|
Don't think Terra would know what an ailen is.
join the club Sanji has no idea either
he sort of has had it explained but interplanatery travel isn't a thing in One Piece (yet)
well, apart from that one time when Enel went to the moon
or as he called it 'Fairy Earth'
Yeah Terra has the Esper world but that's. It.
deluded Gods have to have some sort of destination, right?
Listen guys there's a guy running around named Mordin Solus and his face is suspiciously Sherlock-shaped but he is also an amphibian.
Sanji bonded with him already
he's way more human than you
I need to have Terra meet him.
OKAY I am going to leave this plurk so I can write a tag to Nemo.

farewell my lady.
punch him in the face for Sanji.
who was trying to get Terra on their side?
Well he's not being a dick to her in that thread anymore.
pick some buttons that you like
oh my god these are adorable
and so many people go OMG THAT IS PRECIOUS
She can go take a flying leap. D:<
have you tried throwing a bucket of water over her she might melt like the Wicked Witch of the West
hahahahaha she probably would
Sam pick some cute buttons
Or a charm thing or something
I am reading it~ Sorry if I don't do the dishes right after I cook, I procrastinate forever. D:
>Comforting a dying man.
>Stops to note just how luscious and curly his hair is.
Priorities. You have them.
/meanwhile in Hold 4 Sanji get a peculiar sensation of wanton jealousy for no apparent reason
deal w/ it
this is my new favorite emote btw, I will run it into the ground.
one day he will be able to pet Sherlock's hair for himself I mean
have Terra back to pet his...
that, that is totally why he's jealous
if he's sat there with a wooden leg and nothing to do he might start playing with it just to annoy him
anyway I'd better get ready to drag my corpse to work