im glad you saw my drawings before i had to plurk to you about it

90% of my plurks asherdashery asherdashery asherdashery asherdashery

My princess

Waltina

evelyn is the buffest out of everyone

oh i drew sigurd's face too let me go get that

SIGUUURRD I'm going to go work out now

I got Les Mis on my phone to read

oh ok

i'm going to sit here and be a fat sedentary gamer

Do crunches

oh good youll probably finish it before me

im so bad at reading it

no im hUNGRY IM GOING TO EAT

oops i am making everyone's skulls ridiculously oblong for some reason

Yeah I read things pretty fast if they're on my phone but godddd I'm terrible and I don't care about the goodness of people I just want war

SIGURD I'm on my phone I'll look later

LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE LOVING BISHOP WITH A BAD GARDEN

WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT YOUR LIVING EXPENSESSSS I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD MAN YOUR NAME MEANS GOOD GEEZ

Actually he's kind of funny if I pretend he has any form of tongue-in-cheek self-awareness