you are a very lucky person indeed if you find a barista who knows what most of these things are just by naming them

the french vanilla thing is pretty commonplace so you won't get stared at for ordering it

but um "raspberry cheesecake"? is just a fucking raspberry white mocha

you can order these things like a normal person!!!

however some of these things, like the biscotti drink, technically can't be made due to the company's rules

(can't use stuff that's not behind the bar; the biscotti would wear down the blenders)