Wait, I don't read Portuguese.

Interesting. So he died of dehydration after losing around a liter of fluid? Odd.

seems fake

I would like his computer system - 17 million porn videos and 600 million photos? Dayum!!

Yeah. That's the part that got me thinking.

I suspect there might have been a tiny bit of innacuracy in some of the reporting

I was hoping for a bad translation

Ejaculating 42 times successively even for a 16 year old wouldn't result in enough fluid loss to lead to death by dehydration directly.

it would lead to serious chafing though

SexySiloPuddinPie: Oy, the chafing! And the redness!