what an ass

it's like he knows this place has a good reputation and is being super critical because of that

>| Go away inspector. Shoo shoo

he just criticized one of our chefs for leaving a pan of pasta 'unattended' when the guy was literally just on the other side of the station deal with the meat for the set

I am this close to calling his bullshit

/growl grumble growl

he probably feels like finding things "wrong" with a good-rated place will make him seem like an extra good inspector. because he's a jerk.

yep

pretty much guessing that's it

I, on the other hand, as a sous, am in a position to give his company feedback

and if he's legit bugging my cooks unnecessarily they are going to hear about it

go Sam go!

the chef isn't looking too happy either and he's like the most easy going dude

you can inspect the inspector

it's funny usually I'm all cute and laid back but at work I get all defensive XD

D:< rude.

outside of work "ooh gurl where did you get those heels" inside work "NO STOP THAT PUT THAT DOWN DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A KNIFE IS"

and you wonder why I rp Sanji

yeah you're nothing like him at all, jeez

oh brb he's snooping in the stock cupboard

the inspector will become the inspected! release the kraken

bitch you are not doing that unattended

Light him on fire! Sam-Sanji!

Samji?

...he should change his handle to that

Seriously.

there happy?

Perfect

yes.

also he conceded that the stocks were 'adequately well kept'

I'll adequate kick him in the teeth if he says anything bad about this place

adequately, even

ugh, I have another hour and a half of this

kick him >>

so tempted you don't even know

accidentally bump him into the nearest trashcan

then take him outside and leave him by the curb

he's grouchy enough, might start calling him Oscar

right well I'd better keep an eye on this bugger, I'll report back when it's over

rassafrassin'...

what a butt

good luck soldier! o7

Fight on!

Sam you are precious and lovely.

Best of luck! Kick his ass. 8D

phew, well, that's over thank god

he didn't cause too much trouble for the rest of the evening but we'll have to wait for his report

/collapses on sofa

Samji!

also /wraps in a blanket. >:

/yes good blankets excellent

now I just need to recover enough of my brain to write Mary's tags

oi

actually I might take a nap that really took it out of me

Nap nap.

but thank you for the cheerleading I appreciate it

:">

y thank

<3

/curls up emitting obnoxious snoring sounds

Glad it went a little better <3

Go get some rest. You deserve it.

<3