i have the drunken sailor song stuck in my head but my mind is mashing the lyrics together so instead of 'shave his balls with a rusty razor' it's going 'shave his balls with the captain's daughter' 
i'm debating on which is worse
Yoojiminy 🦗
says
Depends on how sharp the captain's daughter is
lmfao
so funny story, my dad used to sing the first couple stanzas to me as a lullaby
djfkdfjdk wow
Your dad is cool
he also used to sing that one Queen song that I didn't realise was a Queen song until this year
"...but I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon!"
that one
Uhh I can't recall that one right now because I'm listening to something else but that sounds familiar