ok so kefka posts anon "GUYS I NEED UR HELP i have a problem"

you see i'm a...mafia boss, and my sister...became a cop and she hates me. but she's dating this guy and he literally taxidermied his dead girlfriend and keeps her in his basement

what do i do

yes beautiful do it

LOL nice

also hi ^^

and we need to continue our thread from way back forever

yes! canyou link me?

hold on ^^

dramadramaduck.dreamwidt...

thanks!

<3

...what, Kefka

he's actually not exaggerating much this time 8'D

his favorite protoge who hates him happens to have a crush on a thief who...keeps his dead girlfriend preserved in his basement so he can bring her back to life....

methinks gil would get a kick from this post ;D

omg omg omg

ta daaa

kirei's on it when i'm outta class

eeeexccellent

kefka is in as long as he doesn't get backstabbed k

he loves hedonism and ruining everything

but loyalty is really important

oh then you will fit right in

with this thing

we got goin' down

c:

kefka: COUNT ME IN

kefka: how do you feel about destroying all of existance

...

kefka: but they're all gonna die anyway, why not just blow it all up in a huge hedonistic feel good deathsplosion

and also because god is a dickbag

yeah they both kinda think god is a dickbag

for varying

reasons

kefka: i'm god, can i do anything for you

kefka: well i can blow it up when you die, how's that

kefka knows the gods are dickbags but they weren't doing enough, that's why he took over

kefka: yes i do that, other gods can suck it. they pretend to be good when they're not! i don't know how earth deals with it B(

this is a match made in...probably not heaven

aw yesss. i've been gone for a while so i've missed a lot, but i'm sure i can get up to speed!

holy shit you're alive I thought the ankle biters had swarmed you and turned you into dinner

it's a four day weekend and i'm feeling up and at it enough for kefka palazzo's bad choice masterpiece theater

excellent

how are you doing? it's been a while! the anklebiters have kept me busy

I am actually at work so will get back to you <3

ok! <3