you know

for science

and that

science

yes

"how the hell do you calculate depth there's no way you can see on that side"

concoct an elaborate Warner Bros style trap to get hold of him because Sanji is the anime equivalent of the road runner

(minus the good luck)

What you don't see is Sherlock set on fire once Sanji breaks free next frame

wait wait what

wait

lmfao.

...Nemo did you not realize this?

realize what.

Nemo bby

it's so fucking funny I know

realize what? D:

I was ing at tying Sanji up.

that he looks like a complete dork with both eyebrows visible

No I know that.

oh wait he always looks like one nm

akjgdka oh

XD

oh okay I thought you were freaking out about his eyebrows lol

well heck he wouldn't let Sherlock catch him like that voluntarily

also plurk omg will you stop being drunk off your ass you have a problem

Well he could deduce that.

>:U

Plurk is never sober

could he tho

could he

he totes could.

Do you ever see his other eyebrow in canon?

he deduced you were a pirate. D:<

you saw nothing but the other one at the beginning

when he swapped which side his hair was on after the 2year timeskip everyone flipped

Also Dandy may I friend you? /shy

hahahahaha Sanji

there were so many serious theories like 'omg what if he only has one eye or a scar or asjgkasjaks' and then

So you never see them both at the same time, right?

Oda pulls that out of the hat

nope never

I love it

Felara: Of course!

eeeeee yay

got to love comedy relief

yessss more friends being friends

Haha Sam XD

I'm still going to be smug forever about being almost right in a fanfic (._.)9

You are too adorable

... lmao is that real omg

Oh? XD

/applause

his other eyebrow like that

yep that's legit what he looks like

yeah I had a fic where I said he covered his other eye because the spiral curved down on the other side, which wasn't exactly right but close.

welcome to One Piece, where the slightly vain pretty boy actually looks completely ridonkulous

it will take a lot of willpower to curb dante giving sanji shit alskjdf

because he didn't already?

because. dante.

pffahahaha that would also look hysterical though

hey he'd have to find out first

yeah he doesn't care enough to actually find out

Not even Terra knows XD

...yet

but if somehow he did he'd be like dude

oh man Terra has to find out

Now I wish Sanji was going bald for this event

but she knows what the rest of him looks like so

OH NO HAHAHAHA

...SAM

lmfao

get some

omg

I THOUGHT OF IT but then I realized the eyebrows would likely fall off too

true

and... being isolated is going to be much worse for him to deal with...

San...ji.......

Oh no honey...

yes you horrible person

I REGRET NOTHING

my first thought: "so what's his chest hair look like?"

also yeah sorry mun chooses worst fate for muse

Speaking of horrible people I should go respond to your tag...

always

Well I decided that Terra would refuse to eat because this type of thing happened to her in canon and the Empire ended up stabbing them in the back anyway SO HAHA

ksafj sorry Dandy that thread got so depressing

fffffffff PELT

omg Pelt don't even (he doesn't have any)

He's an animu.

(canon, alas, Oda missed that comedy slot)

he does have manly hairy legs though

:|b

I was about to say, inspect his legs for curly hair

also no it's okay I like depressing threads

so do I we're terrible

dsasfjk RUDE

it's manly stubble leg hair like Franky's stfu

I actually always found it amusing that Oda gave Sanji leg hair and didn't give Zoro any

Zoro do you shave them

Terra is preoccupied right now she's not looking at his legs

fffffffff Zoro

I hope Zoro shaves them that's excellent

It really is

new headcanon accepted

ohoho

Maybe he thinks it will make him go faster

gotta go fast

Nemo

:3c

less wind resistance

Man I definitely need to get back into Once Piece

now who's being scandalous

you like it

I am a terrible influence and will never discourage this

did I ever say otherwise

also gosh I need my tea fix brb enjoy continued mockery

fffffff hahaha

... sakfjnjk and now I think of Sanji shaving curly racing stripes into his leg hair I should probably stop trying to think and go to bed ....