I'm so relieved to have all of this stuff finally sorted. And I'm 90% sure I have a ride to the airport too. Fuck yeah.

Also tags are happening around work tonight so slowish but still going on. /thumbs up

It's a good day. Good middle if the night. Whatever.

Hello Eck

Hell yeah!

/grin

I finally have info to do my taxes too so if I can get the mobile thing to work I'm all set

By the way if the plurk freak out cock blocked you guys from my amazing and super important plurks just let me know and I'll guy that ugly guppy

Autocorrect you ruin everything. Why do you hate the word gut anyway jeez

Pansy passavistic programming

I guess we can still be friends.

O no I really in friended you

...fucking fuck I hate "smart" software

Oh well at least in friended sounds fun and naughty

It's how it keeps it humble! Can't let it get too egotistical.

I'm gonna find a way to masticate it and spit it back out and then STOMP ON IT with wild abandon

And then hawk something ugly up on it and walk away >|

AND THEN I'LL COME BACK WITH MIKE TYSON

from the ear biting days I mean not current Tyson

And we'll piss on it together once he's done shitkicking it. Then I'm gonna back over it with the car a few times...

And cover it with fish guys so a stray cat comes along and shreds it and EATS IT and gawks it back up in a hairball mass

GUTS GODDAMN IT FISH MOTHERFUCKING GUTS

...Wow I hope no one besides Sarah can still see this. :|

/coughs and walks away

whoa dude harsh

invoking tyson for this

For the record, I saw it and was just being polite in not saying anything about "fish guys"

Lorie is a good friend

Lolol Sarah you've seen me tantrum irl you know damn well it gets ridiculous and devolves into angry monkey sounds eventually /snrk

I'm still on a high from being able to ask your character if he crapped his pants in a tag.

Hahahahahaha I saw that and snorted in public

He's going to be very offended!! >| ...in spite of the fact he once pissed himself in the middle if the street

That may be the most creative temper tantrum I've ever seen. Cool.

I'm here to entertain I guess?

Actually I just realized that I never asked. What day will you be here?

Here/there close enough.

Right around when the con happens dude. /salute (I'm not going inside but I will eat crepes all over the place with you!!)

are you sure? I can get you a pass.

Like hell you can

that a challenge

Not gonna happen bro

But I will accept a coffee if I can give you a piggyback ride and do the titanic scene and thoroughly embarrass you

The offer is there if you change your mind. Now let's fly, Rose. (I'm totally jack)

yay!

Sure you're jack but I'm the ship not the girl dummy

Also I didn't know their names until just now I should maybe actually watch that one day

Sup Ishface. /snorts all over fondly

In my fantasies you're both.

/snugglse and rolls back to nap with

Draw me like your French whores

Oh dude you don't even know how much I would love a nap right now hahaha

i would fund it if i could

Heh I'll sleep for like 3 days when I leave

Fuck...he lied to me about recovery time.

I need to cancel these plans again

I'm so angry...

Oh no, darling

No. But it's not even the money that bothers me I'm just unhappy about being tricked and trapped

And having to change plans AGAIN. It's literally the 3rd time in 2 months.

And he's still not really talking to me but we discussed this when I was helping him with paper work and I asked specifically about it and he lied when he could've just told me the truth

I'm really frustrated and disappointed by this situation. And I want to kick back when people kick me but that would involve abandoning my sick father and leaving him with no one but a

very flaky relative around. He definitely wouldn't be alright if I left before he was recovered. /angry headdesking