I'm never ever coming back to the east coast again it's the worst place to live what the fuuuuuck

So long New York I will miss you. But only the not cold as fuck you.

what part of NY?

Er...Kanarsiohareke. It's a few hours outside of the city and basically nowhere tbh.

They put it on brochures for campers. That's the only people who've heard if it I think.

*T not R I have fat fingers and autocorrect doesn't know that word

In other news when people abbreviate plurk tags to letters that mean chemical elements to me I'm so confused at first

"Wait, this plurk isn't about iron at all!" And then eventually I realize I'm stupid and I need to start sleeping

ohhhh

HAHHA

it's not great here, but there also hasn't been any snow all winter

and yesterday it was bright blue skies and 50 degrees. I just stared at it for a while like I didn't recognize it.

There aren't even words for how pissed off I am every time someone tells me what a mild winter Seattle is having this year. Fuck you too Seattle. >|

Usually I'd speak up for Atlanta here but it's betrayed me with freezing cold lately so ew.

it's flipping freezing in Minnesota, but it always is

it always is

Heurgh I have heard this about MN. B was from there.

And Kaye is from like right above there and tells horror stories so yeah...yikes.

YUUUP

Kaye is in crazy land

Minnesota is like one of the coldest places in the lower 48 states

and yeah we're south of Kaye

It's okay I'm adopting her home to my island one day. /wink

I'm afraid to hear this

Chemically I understand this but I've never seen it in person...

....

Next time it's an absurdly hot day I need you to tell me the whole story

Also I would like if you could add an angry walrus at some point because I feel the story will be vastly improved with some roaring and bellyflopping

Like cold Australia

/popcorn