bull- you're footwear!!

well... damn, you have me there. Maybe I'm a pineapple shaped boot?

you don't get irritably shoved up some politician's backside by the voters.

it is possible (if impractical) to wear pineapples on one's feet.

she now has squishy toes, thanks to snailrind.

grateful, however, she has no squishiness related to LG's suggestion.