'thanks for electrocuting me I ended up getting pimped out by the Doctor'

omg Wall-E.

unintentional sass master

also omg please let Sanji pining after books be the start of these two starting to get it together again

Yes please. I was anticipating a thread of prickly sass and snarling but he did not... sass back.

We're both confused.

The captain is definitely rolling in his grave

honestly at this point Sanji gives no fucks he just wants to read

also ahahaha poor Captain

Also he sees your namedrop but why protest it if it's true.

:|b

also hey Dandy guess what kid's book he got from his trial

it a fairy tale or is it Noland the Liar?

second :3

\o/

oh man

can Usopp and Sanji do storytime like

on the network

yes why the hell would I ever say no

yesssssss

I actually haven't figured out what Usopp got from his trial :|a

oh

what if I got him something from the Merry...

oh no Merry feels again

Usopp must never know about Sanji's Silent Hill

sob

I'm sorry.

you're rubbish

(perfect)

Ruins all positive CR.

siiiigh

I'm sorry DDD:

but yeah Sanji is a dumb fuck and almost never goes to the rec room because kitchen/deck is all you need what is lying down

weh my deduction was inaccurate.

sits in the shame corner for eternity.

/pats

well in fairness going to the deck doesn't really have a function other than occasional sparring/exercise he just likes to be in the open air

omg Wall-E

Also Sam did you see the trainwreck I talked Nemo into

Stop.

Speaking.

... no

link pls

No.

NOT UNTIL FEL REPLIES......

/STARES.

give it to me

I'm at work I can't

later then.

/cries until link is supplied

/whale noises.

Sam check my last plurk you will be amused

That one plurk was still the funniest thing.

I KNOW.

oh god I am reading this thread and then the plurk

no.

Here's the highlight anyway.

weehehehehehehe

It was like five seconds apart

I laughed so hard

what how did I miss that ping PLURK YOU ARE THE WORST

I cried.

oh my god this is hilarious asfjakf

screams at.

okay if COMPASS don't do some messing around with love potions at some point I will be devastated

Sherlock why don't you ever look at Sanji that way

Oh my god

Is it bad that I seriously want this to happen in-game now

it would be dreadful and no Sanji nearly kills Sherlock often enough

shrieks.

Probably because you try to kill him all the time.

also why in god's name would you read that it hurts to be this out of character.

Sherlock you're so dreamy~

it hurts.

I have the dokis

no.

hey we should have them die at the same time at some point

then come back with Sherlock having LOADS of emotions and Sanji with none

oh god.

he is making Terra's kokoro go dokidoki

TERRA.

Sherlock just like I'M ILL SAVE ME

What no. Sanji no.

ngl I've considered the 'no emotions' thing as a penalty

I told you I wanted one of his death penalties to be affection tourette's or something.

might happen

omg we should do this

we should.

and they can die in a spectacularly epic and entirely tragic fashion

Do you think we can one-up ourselves from last time?

I'm going to gave Terra die soon too

Terra no. ;A;

I think she'll be mute when she comes back...

aww maaaan

also idk man that last one was pretty darn sad but we can try

scream

no rush though I mean gosh

Yeah seriously.

nooooooooooooooo ;A;

I want to keep this robot leg as long as I can.

it's nifty.

also hurt like a bitch to put on.

awww Sherlock :C

but yes file this under 'things that have to happen eventually'

Yes good. :3c