GENTLEMEN, TO YOUR TEXTS

IN THE YELLOW CORNER WE HAVE BUSTER KEATON CROSSED WITH OSCAR WILDE

IN THE RED (AND BLACK) CORNER WE HAVE THE DISNEY PRINCESS REVOLUTIONARY WITH THE CUTE FRECKLES

NOW LET'S ALL HAVE A LOVELY TIME CHAPS ding ding

it's also occurring to me that Wall-E is almost like a robot version of Winnie the Pooh

except not greedy