[work] My boss on the phone while discussing an important file editing: "What do you need? Want a coffee? Need me to hold your hand? Sing you a lullaby?" FUCK YOU.
il give him credit for being concerned. on the other hand, he could at least be a little more serious in being supportive rather than making it sound like a sarcastic jeer
Well, since the sarcasm was obvious, I agree with DeathKoala. You should've asked him to make you a coffee, or since it was over the phone, sing you a song.