You know I've been pissed off at life all morning...but now I feel better.

/snort

Ikr that kid is having a way worse day than I am. His Dad was yelling at him and a duck sat on his head too. /snrk

Schedenfreude I cannot spell you, but you are a true friend.

In unrelated news, gummi vitamins are GENIUS. Why have I never tried this method before? Oh wait I remember B getting me some once...and then I are all of them and it made my stomach hurt

I probably shouldn't have bought these...

LIMIT YOURSELF

But they're cherry! As we learned from that disastrous night with the really cute bartender...I love cherries

A duck sat on his head... I thought that only happened in comics...

And to stupid teenagers I guess?

Idk it didn't seem that weird to me until you pointed it out just now hahaha

Yep. Even cockatoos do this. Birds are perchy little shits.

Goats sit on people?!