That's a new one.

what did I say about random wildlife and you

That doesn't even count dude it has to be someone's escaped pet

I'm like 99% sure budgies don't grow in the wild here! ...I think. Someone else might have to weigh in, I'm too busy to wiki it right now. But it seems absurd to me.

pets become wildlife just to hang out with you

also, hello, middle of Germany and we have parrots.

Your life...

yep, of all the cars, it had to be Ava's

Maybe she's secretly a Disney princess.

Don't make me hurt you bro

And to be fair most people aren't stupid enough to leave the windows cracked. The little dude was probably cold or hiding from a cat or something.

Though honestly if he wanted my sympathies he should've shat on someone else's steering column

oh jeez... >_<

My thoughts exactly

You love me, don't deny it. But yeah uh. Good job little bird.

Stupid nature. >| Go away.

Ah. There are mice too. It would have been nice to find this out before one of them decided to climb my jeans

I'm going to guess the neighbor children had something to do with this

/sigh not sure if I should laugh or be annoyed. I think maybe ill do both.

fjdsklfjs jeez what the hell kind of place do you live in?! D;

I feel bad for those mice, man.

The mice weren't too bent out of shape about it honestly. They were just checking the place out.

And a place with bored kids around apparently. Hope they realize that parakeet is long gone.

Then again it probably didn't get too far, considering it's wings were most likely clipped.

... D'awwwww