I went from "hair over my eyes" to "boy with the dragon tattoo". My stylist thanked me for the opportunity.
it feels nice. I'm...sleeker.
Like an otter?
magzkam: Despite what the internet has reported, I have NEVER stroked an otter. However, I believe my hair is otter-esque now.
TakashiAlekseev: But have you flossed one? 
I would be so lost without UrbanDictionary
TakashiAlekseev: It's in Urban Dictionary? What does it say?
magzkam: 1. flossing the otter. Female masturbation. Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.
Not quite the same way we used the term back in 2000, since the Otter we were referring to is male ...