I would lock this but people get annoyed by those notifs and anyway I suspect my auntie will never find this to object

So those of you who are new wont know this, but my mom died when I was younger. Not like 5 or anything! I was a teenager, so I got the chance to know her and stuff.

Anyway, after that I ended up at a series of places, sort of shuffled, cause I was considered the difficult one. Which means I wasn't around to say anything about what was kept or given away

But I have this sneaky auntie who took a lot of it. She had me at her place on and off too, and for a while we called her mom. My baby bro still does, cause he was little when it all went down

She doesn't use the stuff. This auntie I mean. She's one of those people with three coffee makers just sitting around collecting dust, stuff like that. So she naturally took most of

my mothers and grandmothers things. And sometimes when I'm here -she's out if town so I'm using her bed for the next day or two- I find them unexpectedly

And I quietly steal them more often than not. Or at least move them around to annoy her.

Today I'm wearing my mom's eyeshadow, and a spritz of her perfume. It's a spicy but feminine scent. Too pretty for me, clearly, but nice to smell. It's dark and edgy and strong.

At the end she was a little tired.I used to carry her up the stairs because she had trouble with them, and I was like 70lbs back then. She was only maybe 90 by then. But even in that state I never

would have thought of her as weak.

So far I've only borrowed things and brought them back. Except her lipstick. I don't even wear lipstick, but it tastes like roses and it fits in any suitcase. So I never quite un-borrowed that.

Only when I was playing with the cologne today I realized there isn't much left. I hadn't realized my auntie was using it too. She's usually strictly a vanilla perfume lady

And I suspect I could call up Avon or whoever and get a new bottle. It's really no big deal. Except that somehow it is. For some reason, it wouldn't be the same to me.

I'm a little worried that they might not make this type anymore. That was...going on ten years ago. (Hi I'm old)

So when I was going to put the bottle away, I stuck it into my pocket instead.

I'm not sure if this is wrong or not. But I do know that I don't feel bad about it like I probably should.

Anyway, those are your adventures in Whatever is a klepto and also apparently a girl today

I feel sort of better about things in general somehow, with this ill gotten power perfume

/sits here

/spritzes you with cologne

I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with that dude

Hah I dunno. I know my mom wouldn't have minded. That's all that matters to me.

Though this scent really doesn't suit me. I dunno why it smelled so much better on her but it did

Definitely not bad. Memories are important and all.

Unless of course you want it to be a rebellious secret between you and your Mom. :|a

She's dead, so I suspect she's blissfully unaware. But yeah it's no big deal I suppose. No such thing as grand theft cologne right?