no that is not a euphemism there is

me and my housemates got Kinder eggs a while back and Bear got this lame smurf figurine in his

ever since then we've been hiding it in each other's rooms trying to pass it on

and I just put my hands in my pockets and one of those little shits must have hid it there

I will have my revenge for this deed

pass the smurf is a serious game

for serious men

Ahahahahaha

it's like the Black Spot or something this little bugger is just so fugly

nobody wants him

and yet he persists

maybe nobody is hiding him he just changes location of his own free will

Chuckie smurf