to clarify, I am supposed to be interviewing two missionaries and they are half an hour late

Ah ha. I wondered if you were at home hoping from a knock on the door from some missionaries. And I worried about the your state of mind.

waiting for a knock on the door, yes, but for more journalistic reasons.

STILL waiting for a knock on the door

LOL! they show up when you don't want them to... go start a shower or dinner and they will magically appear!

Weird that your missionaries aren't showing up, same thing happened when I tried to interview two doggies.

PLEASE GET THIS JOKE, I WORKED ON IT FOR AGES.

they wanna knock you up?

I get it. And I will be applauding you for hours to come. Oh yes.

Phew.