stop making me want to app jacob here

nope

imagine all the delicious pa conversations they could have

and maybe he could get nosy about ben's plan to SPY ON THE GUBMINT

You should app Jacob, Crystal

imagine all the fun he could have with the p2 cast who totally wouldn't take their frustrations with philemon out on him

All the people he could be cryptic at. And he could have a Persona as awesome as him.

fffffff

what if his persona was like, god

And I know a vampire who would be happy to see him even if Jacob didn't remember him

lol

FF it would...fit

aw yeah move out the way god coming through

AND THEN IT'S A SUPPORT PERSONA...

lmao

lkfdjgdfj perfect

well at least you can SEE EVERYTHING

Meanwhile Ben's just like

Not sure what to say about that

Lmao....what would his ulimate persona be even?

his mom

DON'T YOU START

look man u want to talk about sad parent feels i can give you sad parent feels this is lost everybody has them

IT SPANS GENERATIONS

....i think richard's the only one without sad parent feels and that's only cause his life is suffering everywhere else

yes...

at least he got to stay pretty for years

true

Except for that one time in the 1970's when he decided to go for that retro (for him) look

But, yeah....Jacob. /lays out Crystal enabling devices-

I liked his long hair

But I like long hair so w/e

Ben needs adults to talk to

...oh wait we're talking about Jacob

WOW RUDE

Oh man....that reminds me, Ben and Johnny can never ever meet. Or, at least, they can't ever talk about Jacob.

whys that

Or hwhy since I'm playing Ben

In Johnny's previous game Jacob was like his daddy-figure so, think Ilana but 700 year old vampire

And less forgiving

I think the end of season six probably removed a lot of the fucks he has to give about some things

Or scared them out of him

Fair. :|a

(which is me going I KIND OF WANT THIS TO HAPPEN THO)

dk,fjlkgj

I mean, it IS Ben. He can protect himself.

I can't guarantee Ben's safety.

now I kind of want it to happen but it would be really awful and really shouldn't

should we get matt in here to convince otoha to contain his boyfriend

vampirize SEE this is why you should app Jacob, clearly. Johnny would be less likely to become violent if he was there /enables forever

Probably.

atrypical

Johnny has been shown to flip his shit when it comes to losing people he cares about a whole lot...

i'm not even sorry crystal

Welp, as I said, it is Ben and he can protect himself

If he can defend himself against this, I am perfectly okay with this happening.

Idk if it would be that bad, but that's worst case |D

I don't even know with Ben he could wind up talking himself out of danger it's ~Ben~

It's true. He could!

He got Ilana not to shoot him, after all

He Emmy nominated his way out of death

He really did. That scene makes me cry and I just want to punch him half the time normally.

This is veering into Ben Feels territory and I need to veer out before I launch into a rant about Why "He's Our You"/"Whatever Happened Happened" Makes Me Mad

Ok, let's go back to enabling Crystal

Most excellent plan

Since he is like god he could become Lawdaddy

(WOW Okay why am I imagining Ben giving Johnny a similar speech as he did to Ilana except this time it's about DADDY ISSUES)

Yes And be a cryptic moral compass. Mostly. Sort of. In his Jacobness.

FUCK

Daddy issues

BEN KIND OF HAS TREMENDOUS LEGIT DADDY ISSUES THAT FUELED INTO HIS NORMAN BATES-ING OF JACOB

He doesn't even have any but he could probably relate to Ben for other reasons

WHICH WOULD MAKE HIM NOT RESPOND WELL TO SOMEONE ELSE SAYING JACOB WAS LIKE A FATHER

WHICH IS GREAT BUT WHY COULD JACOB NOT BE A DADDY TO ~HIM~

Idk, did you try to change? Johnny stopped lying and made friends because of Jacob.

MAYBE YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH BEN

GOSH

JACOB DIDN'T HELP BEN CHANGE SEASON SIX DID

And also Ales

Alex

Basically Ben is invincible because of his issues

Except to Sayid

That's because Sayid has his own wall of issues

/sits on hands does not make a BUT HE SAW THAT BEN WAS ABUSE rant ERMAGERD

Yes....but he didn't believe himself to be a good person, certainly not at that point, so he was kind of in a 'fuck it' stage :c

poor bb :<

It's LOST Everyone has issues and nothing is okay.

p much

And I think Crystal went to bed to avoid our enabling rays

how dare she

yep

Even though I should hit the hay too

/wraps in a blanket

Reserves aren't even open yet. We can try again later.

Why am I even in this plurk

Because we love you

But in truth it's because we Otoha might be useful for a thread

And also because we love you

Oh ok. Otoha will smack the vampire.

Aw

Otoha no let him have his vengeance anger

SO WHEN IS THIS HAPPENING

Whenever

Would you like me to set this up

I can post Ben just hanging around somewhere, probably reading or writing his notice. Whatever will catch Johnny's attention

Sure! The thing is how will Jacob come up? :|a

I mean, Johnny readily talks about him if something reminds him of Jacob but still.

Probably if he gets Ben talking to himself; he'd probably mention the island if asked where he's from

Oh....yep, that might get them there. Johnny knows Jacob came from an island.

So now it's a question of what would get his attention and what would direct the conversation towards Ben Talking About Himself

It's pretty easy to get Johnny's attention. :|a It's that second part. Johnny would ask, at least!

I can have him writing in his journal. That work?

Probably! Johnny's pretty social, so that could easily turn into 'I've never seen you before hi who are you' etc etc

Would Scorpio be an OK place for the thread?

Sure!

here ya go