He thought nowhere could be more boring than Inaba

Now why would anyone want to talk you out of that?

(Sorry to everyone who's threaded with him during non event times and has heard his inner whining about this for like 3 months)

/pops popcorn

Hahahaha no seriously I've been wanting to do it forever but it seemed like a post that needed to stew first

But yeah he's been crawling out of his skin for ages

Do it do it

do iiiit

YOU GUYS ARE BAD AT THIS

honey asking us tell you not to post something is like asking crack dealers to help keep you sober

In case you've never played the game when Yosuke loses it he loses it hard

do it :>

You mean my crack dealer has been lying to me

yes. yes he has

unless it's Joe, he's a good guy that one

Was I supposed to ask his name

try not to kill anyone yosuck

Omg Pana no

Hahaha

But don't worry he'll just be all "GET ME OUT OF HERE SOB" like a reasonable adult

"yosuke, dude, not how it works!!!"

Tbh I already have the post drafted I was just hoping someone would talk sense into me

Brb posting it instead...

Oh he knows that! Haha he's always getting sarcastic with other people about it

And he was trying to seem cool and normal at first but then he realized he's trapped FOREVER with no TV and no one wears bikinis in nuclear winter and they don't even have takoyaki

Plus no one makes his bed for him or does his laundry anymore it's really all just horrible and unreasonable

you poor thing

HAHAH YOSUCK

be like lisbeth and fight girls in superhero outfits duh

and drink and smoke and fuck

yosuck and yosgay - two nicknames from a bitter jesse

Dude he's been getting those since middle school puhleaze

Went with a less extreme version for now. In the original one he was really freaking out but I think I'll save that for like the 6 month mark or his birthday or something or maybe never idk

Also he thinks Jesse is pretty cool bra Pana enjoy that

*btw also wtf autocorrect

Went with a less extreme version for now. In the original one he was really freaking out but I think I'll save that for like the 6 month mark or his birthday or something or maybe never idk