Oh no! What happened!

OH NO!

I broke two bones while playing roofball. It's our family game. We throw a ball on the roof and try to catch it or hit it with a tennis racket as it comes down,

while avoiding the dog, who is also trying to catch it. I went for a backhand shot and tumbled off the patio. I'm told I did a spectacular roll. There may have been a glass of wine involved. Also, I noticed

that my clogs were on the wrong feet after the fact. Obviously I'm losing brain cells with age and wine consumption.