Mrs.P
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thanks to this morning's post, I am now literally a card-carrying member of the Society of Professional Journalists. Not sure it'll get me a discount on my groceries or anything, but still feeling pretty swanky
SPJ?
congratulations anyway! 
Mrs.P
says
yeh! And thank you
Oh, shiny new card Ask the grocer
Ask the grocer
Mrs.P
says
they could at least give me free pens.
Maybe you can use it to commandeer vehicles?
They used to give bumper stickers
Oh, commandeering vehicles sounds smart!!
Fancy
Mrs.P
says
darn, I want a bumper sticker!
I totally read that as 'free peens' 
yay congrats!!
Mrs.P
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