that all three keybearer protags have X straps on their clothes

DAMMIT XEHANORT

how do you spoil ddd

...wait

...it's the new kingdom hearts game, dream drop distance

not drama drama duck

LMFAO it keeps confusing me too

i just edited it so it's less confusing

ffffffff

spoilers: kefka becomes a keybearer, destroys the world. retasu brings the world back with the power of love. kefka flips a table.

SCREECH

Yeah, there aren't even spoiler tags on our TV Tropes page. XD

pfffffft

spoilers: lancer and issei get married, have five kids, live happily ever after. retasu eventually joins in a big old threesome

awwwwwwwwwww

YES

/loling hard

spoilers: kefka accidnetally gets filmed hateflirting with ten, falls off a cliff in embaressment

kefka stop falling off cliffs

busted by ten's sorta-daughter and haro

83c

YES HE IS he is 4x weak to daughtery types

he can't stop falling off cliffs. WE WARNED HIM ABOUT THE CLIFFS.... 8^Y

XD

...and then I remembered that Feldt and Kefka had a horrible one-time blind date as sponsored by the comm a couple years ago

...Watch out Kefka, Ten won't be best pleased when he finds that out.

don't worry, ten, his type is older men! ...like, hundreds of years older. or women capable of defeating him in hand to hand combat. feldt is safe....

(BUT KEFKA IS NOT)

LMFAO

the fact that they have not had contact since... actually our revisit to the meguca virus, will probably stand in his favor

yes, probably

hopefully

he'll only die a little bit

lmfao

rip kefka: he bothered too many teenage girls

stay away from my daughter clownboy

haaaaaaaaaaaa

im just gonna point out once more that ddd started out as a kh game like thats where the connected worlds premise comes from

so kh3d scares the balls off me bc its like THEY KNOW

i knew the first few posts were kh but i didn't know it was a kingdom hearts game! that's weiiird and kind of cool aaah

THEY KNOW

Oh right, Namine was the one who named the community, right?

yeah!

...what if everyoen got keyblades

...we should have that as a virus/event

i want that a lot

heartless everywhere and people either become nobodies controlling them or keyblade wielders or magic/physical attack support

and everyone will have a worldhopping device only for the duration of the event/virus

after that, it vanishes

hilarity and lots of violencce ensues

yes

kefka runs around with the power of light. everyone goes KEFKA, STOP, THAT'S NOT HOW LIGHT WORKS.

oh my god and then roxas and aqua have fits

yes it's perfect 8D all the actual keypeeps have a fit

sighs deeply gathers up all the new nobodies

/adds Divorced Installment to the TV Tropes page

hey roxas look what i can do with this keyblade 8D OH BOY NEW PETS 8DDD hey hey doctor hey doctor what's your keyblade look like

/dead

--guys

remember that giant field of keyblades

now we know where it's gonna come from

8Db

EVERYONE STICK UR KEYBLADES HERE

FFFFFFFF

fufufu

lmfao no the giant field of keyblades has been solved, tophi

*tophie

MAN IF WE DO THIS AM I GONNA HAVE TO WRITE A PRIMER FOR EVERYONE

although hilariously enough roxas might write one in-character

roxas: if you dumbasses help xemnas i'll punch you in the face

THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE GIST OF IT

"protip if you find you can control the heartless: don't"

"i will open up a can of Magic Hour on your butts"

kefka: but they're so cute

yep and they're also threatening the worlds so if you think i'm gonna let all sora's hard work go to waste you have another thing coming

boooooo let me dream 8(

wait are you saying i can destroy my world with adorable horrorcreatures owo

annette no

IT'S FOR SCIENCE

But what if we decide to use the ones we control to fight the others?

MOSTLY FOR HATRED AND REVENGE

BUT ALSO FOR SCIENCE

THAT'S A TERRIBLE EXCUSE

/MAGIC HOURS

/EVERYTHING

eat canned light ya dicks

omf