Apply Within
((Non-Homestuck translation: HALP PLZ TOO MUCH FIGHTING NOT ENOUGH FRIENDING.))
bornthisgaybaby JAMSU IS ELLIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO AUSPICE THEM.
Auspistice* them.
Oh my god Demyx is like 5000% done with this
HE JUST WANTED HER TO SAY SHE'D STAY SAFE
Puttin' out the APB for all the other homestucks too just in case one of Val or Demyx's CR mates might be interested in doing some Ashen work.
Yes well he dredged up all that stuff when all Val wanted to do was talk and made some rather nasty insinuations. IE. She can't hold her liquor. Bad insinuation to make on top of comparing those situations,
which are drastically different in her mind. He didn't ask her for space and she didn't vomit her feelings all over him. She's also in her room, drinking responsibly as opposed to at someone else's house and
muppets ADVENTO
will
have her memories the next day as opposed to... you know... n o t.
Oh my god why are you vomiting rationalization all over my plurk
Aaaaa
G e t o u t
Our muses are both dumb as hell and need some serious help.
My muse demands it.
My muse demands that you check your privilege.
Your muse started this shit. He can sit down and shut up, says mine.
My must says your muse can shove it right now, because he knows for a bloody fact she would have been giving him the exact same treatment if the shoe were on the other foot.
She did for six and a half months.
Kana.
Because he can't hold his damned liquor and he acts stupid when drunk and doesn't listen to her when she says she needs space and can't remember anything and wakes up in strange people's houses with no memory
We have approached 5th wall levels of meta.
KANA.
FIFTH WALL.
of being drunk AS OPPOSED TO THE SEASONED TURK WHO DRINKS REGULARLY AND RESPONSIBLY.
KANA.
well, semi-seasoned
FIFTH.
WALL.
LEVELS.
OF META.
USES MEGATON HAMMER
Our muses are arguing ON PLURK.
Vicariously through us.
CAUGHT IN A BLACK BROMAAAAANCE
I FUCKING SHIP THEM BLACKROM.
YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO EASY.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
oh oh oh
CAUGHT IN A BLACK BROMANCE
RAH RAH OHMAMA
oh my god why is no one up to stop us
Because we are perfect and everyone has popcorn.gifed this entire conversation.
no they haven't they're sleeping
they're not filling the pales though
pails
however you spell that shit
The weirdest part of it is exactly that.
They don't concupesce.
keep your pail to yourself, demyx
val wants no part of it
Excuse you, peasant.
He has his own Matesprit to handle matters of concupescence.
Thank you.
Yeah, you mean the one she's setting him up with?
She has done nothing of the sort, PEASANT.
Uh huh. She knows. Now call her peasant again, you entitled prick.
Check your privilege.
And she will eventually. It's only a matter of time.
Get the fuck out, cranky.
Excuse me, who is sitting right next to you right now within arms reach of a sharp object?
Do you really want to trigger me right now.
lgr
Boy, I will slap you with my fucking vibrator dildo.
Do not test me.
Also put a NSFW warning at the top of this since I brought that up.
...The one that I'm closer to, you mean?
You are about to get cockslapped, peasant.
You forgot my secret weapon.
If I told you it wouldn't be a secret
Duh
That does it.
You.
Mean.
Lightsaber dildos.
The backyard.
Right now.
WE SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN.
... ew no, it's dirty back there.
Just let Val and Demyx settle it.
I also don't understand how they can be like this and there be no sexual tension whatsoever.
It is a mystery.
Like, there's. None. Then again, Val is hung up on somebody.
Demyx sees her as a big sister.
This is completely platonic.
Even if she wasn't, though, I'm still not sure there'd be any.
... they're such weirdos.
And yet perfectly Caliginous.
They are.
And then I realized that thing and we need Jamesy again omg.
... 
oh hi jamesy 
Hello there
Have you read this plurk...
Yes. Yes I have.
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I ship it in the black quadrant
fghjkljfjhk OMFG NOT YOU TOO