wake up late on day off, go on tumblr, see a billion posts by modmad discussing Yes Man/Mary ship
okay
he WOULD THOUGH
and Yes Man always says yes I can't
Wall-E starts playing 'you wanna kiss de girl' from the little Mermaid on his recorder device
'shalalalalala don't be shyy~...'
/laughs into the sunset
I love my anons
so enabling
olaf no stahp
nevah
okay fine
anyway I might be drawing something for your birthday so
I can't
!!!
shh people aren't supposed to know I am old
Sam you're going to be 25 you're a baby
:'3
jfaks get out you
no come and make fun of Sam with me
OLAF
except now I have to go out oh nerr
/skitters away to walk the dogs despite having a cold
see the ravaging effects of age
you get sick all the time
>8C !!
/angry toots and whistles
/see if you look this good in 700 years fist shake
okay okay Wall-E keep your cap on jeez
I'll have to make you something. 
!!!K!!Kjdka no
stop pls no I just love you all I don't need anything
let Mary tweak Sherlock's ear or something that'll be fine
but.
or his butt I guess that could work
asdfg
Mike already gave me a pair of playboy bunny ears
because I am an easter bunny apparently
and I have to wear them at work
kawaii.
Yes let's do it.
NO NO! the point is I don't need you to aaasjkfa
nnnnoooo you don't have to aaa I will leave!
just be lovely lovelies like always
my magical castle in the clouds obvs
or maybe to the cafe that I need to go to in five minutes to chat with a friend
o/
I should get out of my pjamas
/sigh
okay ttyl I suppose /goes to locate actual clothes
ilu guys you don't have to do anything!
Precisely.