so late to the party (damn you time zone)
but yes watch Sanji do a total 180 with his emotions restored
never
Luffy is the hero Gotham deserves.
hey do you know how many super villains hang out in the sewers
Hey he has asked a total of one (1) poop question]
Yes.
Well He can ask Rikku too but Sanji might kick him
One week Luffy is just gonna take a survey of everyone on board and it will have three questions. 1. Do you poop. 2. Do you like meat. 3. Do you have meat
please make this a real thing that happens
The funny thing about that
that they will likely regret it more than he wil
*he will
Luffy is notoriously difficult to troll
it's like that old thing I am rubber you are glue
except in this case literally
and he will either acquire glasses for this survey
because surveys is something smart people do
or he will draw them on
Luffy + innuendo = oblivious
at the same token I don't think he's oblivious about sex. Just mostly the euphamisms
exactly why it will backfire on the trollers so badly
'oh you're talking about a penis well why didn't you say so that's just dumb' 8|
or alternatively YOU WANT TO EAT THOSE?! -shock- -covers self up with clipboard- OFF LIMITS!
hdsjahgSKGK
and then everyone will know that character thus and so has really really weird tastes or is kinda gay
Luffy doesn't understand why you'd call a penis meat anyway! You bite meat! And tear meat up with your teeth! It's not fun!
well it is fun if it's meat
but if you bite the other thing even on accident it hurts a lot -wsh wsh-
especially when you have to pee
I can already see this happening in the post (_ )_
I'm suddenly thankful Luffy was not here for the sudden and unwarranted infestation of dicks on the network.
pardon?
omg that was hilarious
I don't know. Parker started a trend, apparently.
A trend that spanned like one post but shut up.
for some reason there were lots of dick related posts and Equius made a post complaining about it
which made it worse
Did he make one complaining about it? I missed that omg.
welcome to EV IT'S A HORROR GAME YUP
yes it was a sort of 'stop that' and naturally everything was terrible
Oh lord.
make srs spooky game
ruin it
profit
I was waiting for someone interested in the game to be like 'hmm let's see what the network is like.'
why can I see Luffy drawing dicks on everything
"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO TURN ON THE VIDEO????"
'Welp.'
Just like I don't like this ship
let me draw something I don't like on it
Silly Luffy, then you have to see it everywhere.
Wall-E already graffitied a bunch of leaves all over the place
and then he tries to draw the concept of being without meat even if you want it so much and the existential crises of being in between life and death on a boat in nowhere
which of course ends up looking like a dick
/o/
Wall-E and his leaves were precious. c:
I wanna tag with Wall-E
As do we all.
I love how everyone on this damned boat is just like
PRECIOUS BABY ROBOT
and then he makes Ivan cry like a bitch
well
Luffy will not think he is a precious baby robot
but a cool tiny robot who may or may not poop
results to be determined. -adjusts face glasses-
he's a cool 700 year old robot with more romantic expertise than 99% of the human population
fff
he doesn't run on cola though
Sanji and Usopp asked already
well
Luffy doesn't know Franky
at this point
... oh my god that is so tragic
also we've determined that Sanji is gonna be tied up in the clinic right?
I think?
oh is that right? I was waiting for you chaps to haul me in because I'm cool with anything :>
welp
I'm going to decide yes
also he will be coming back to his senses on day 6 because he died day 5 the week before so....
XD I feel bad because I feel like I'm directing people in this thread but
someone has to >>
right
you're the captain
it is your destiny
ahahaha well only because I apped
seriously if I overstep things let me know
-worries about this-
-does also but no man you're good chill bro-
yosh
also
I'm sorry Sanji exitvoid.dreamwidth.org/...
You're gonna kinda have a reputation
jfkFJKAK
oh god he is forever going to be the psycho chef
despite being very not that usually
well Luffy tells everyone that he doesn't mean to XD
orz
also is it sad when 9/10ths of my tags I'm thinking
Luffy stop
Luffy no
Luffy pls
no that means you are doing it perfectly
did I mention that you write Luffy perfectly
because you write Luffy perfectly
ff awww
thanks so much -blush blush-
I'm glad though! I like to keep characters close to canon as I can
which is why I picked an easy canon point for Luffy
and
and I kinda don't wanna timeskip him T.T
no no it's even better that he's this version it adds more texture
yeah
I might eventuallywhen I've done all I can but
A-Ace T.T
soB
/partly hoping that Ace doesn't pry into what Sanji VERY NEARLY told him when he was a psycho robot
/partly hoping he does
though when I do timeskip him
I'm going to do it in a thoroughly One Piece way
which is rip out your hearts onto the floor and stomp on it until it bleeds
8'C
/books therapy sessions in advance
it won'tbe for a long while -pat pat-
and by the time it comes you'll forget what I'm going to do
would it suprise you to know I play Robin in another comm/ ufufufufu
yes excellent
ominous shenanigans
XDD
mann I want OP to update
so I can go to bed
Make it happen! D:<
/uses magical powers
...
guess I forgot to recharge last night my bad
also omg yes go to bed what time is it over there
boo
ummm 6
ahahahaha
but nein
not until One Piece
it's a Wednesday tradition -twitch twitch-
GO TO BED
it will be there when you wake I promise I won't delete it
well I'll give it ten minutes
I wanna see what happens
:I fiiine
even if Sanji does look like the KFC guy
jdsfgkasg he does
/secretly hoping for a fake beard opportunity at EV
XDD
omgosh yes
Luffy as Master Roshi
it will fool everyone.
How do you feel about timeskip Sanji btw?
he's... okay, I'm getting used to him, but I do miss the suave
he appears to get less of that
hilarity is brilliant don't get me wrong but
yeah
Like B|a I think
basically he's really cracked since Newkama
because he's always been a rival to Zoro but now he seems pretty harsh?
yeaaah
tbh in some senses EV was good for him
very very bad but it levelled him out
yeah
Like I think he has some serious ptsd about that place
but I don't know if that's 'canon' or Oda being silly
it's hard to tell
it's Oda it's always hard to tell
yeah -nod-
though I know a lot of the fandom is in a tizzy about his recent nosebleeding which
doesn't bother me because he was touched by a girl
and when does that ever happen?
you can probably count the number of times on one hand
Last time he nearly died
yep
sob
and yet I still love him
XD I do too
for all his faults (actually wait that's partly why nm)
though if he ends up with Baby 5 I'mna be mad
u.u
he's such a royal doofus
He isss
who do you ship him with if anyone?
nah Oda isn't the shipping type, I don't reckon anyone is going to hitch up
except Frobin
which is canon
yes
forever
always
fivever
but yeah shipping Sanji, hm, I'm okay with him not being with anyone I kind of like just keeping it plain, but at the same time if you make a good argument I can ship him with anyone
SaNa and SanUso are kawaii I have to say
they are
what about you?
though tbh it'shard to see canon Sanji with a girl -sob-
considering how much I'm afraid he'd go apeshit
I like SaNa and SanSopp
I can even sort of see SanLu but not really? like the idea is there but I'm n the fence
and uh
yessss ship buddy
-coff-
my favorite OP ship is ZoSan
yeah nami is just such a badass though she could probably deal
yeah XD
ohoho
Mind you
I see
it has to be done right
which is rare
and I can see it easier in AU than in canon
but there is still potential for it and I am determined to write it one day if I can just find the right spark
grrr
-is weird-
daww :3
also you have had more than 10 minutes
GO TO BED
YADDAAAAAA
but okay -sob sob-
PPPPPLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSE
good
watch it come up the moment I close the laptop
you will appreciate the update more if you are not exhausted
OH SHIT
IT'S UP
-ZOOMMMMMM-
GETOUT
REALLY
IT IS TOO LATE
/goes to
IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
omfg that timing
read with me B|
oh bugger I have to answer the phone I WILL CATCH UP