Sherlock help you're great at destroying romantic situations right
help a fictional Brit out
Endear yourself to him in the slightest and you will never have another romantic situation again.
Do it anyway because I want them to Brit it up when he's not broken.
you say that as if I wasn't going to anyway
First though, teach me how to Brit.
(mix bitterness with humour and a good vocabulary)
(I guess growing up on Monty Python paid off after all.)
(the best upbringing a child could ask for)