Get a room.

Sherlock help you're great at destroying romantic situations right

help a fictional Brit out

Endear yourself to him in the slightest and you will never have another romantic situation again.

/contemplates this

Do it anyway because I want them to Brit it up when he's not broken.

you say that as if I wasn't going to anyway

I had to be sure.

:>

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First though, teach me how to Brit.

you do it well already

(mix bitterness with humour and a good vocabulary)

(I guess growing up on Monty Python paid off after all.)

(the best upbringing a child could ask for)