THIS JUST IN PLURK bornthisgaybaby IS THE BEST PERSON EVER TO EXIST ON THE PLANET EARTH.
NO MORE CONTESTS PERMITTED.
JAMJAR WINS BEST GUY AWARD OF ALL TIME.
JAM "LISTENS TO PEOPLE FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT AT 6AM AND IS PATIENT AND FRIENDLY" JAR.
WINS.
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get out
goodbye
Award ceremony starts at 8pm Jams DON'T MISS IT WE'RE GOING ALL OUT FOR THIS.