I know I (half) joke about every Brit enjoying a good murder but

double homocide, a poisoning, woman with her neck slashed

and that's just in the Manchester area

what the hell

Geez, what? o_o

yeah uh

welcome to the UK

Oh my god... D:

Seems like the entire world is messed up right now.

Be safe, Sam.

seriously

oh I'm fine don't worry I'm far too boring for someone to murder

but yeah there was even a locked room case two weeks ago

... dear gosh. D: everything everywhere seems to be going to heck.

it is a bit spectacular

typical that this is how we go to heck

'oh is it the end times jolly good pass the arsenic'