Thank you

And a recipe as a bonus! My mouth is watering now.

I should make some for you and lob them in a southerly direction

YAY! I'm going to bookmark your SCONE recipe

it's definitely not a biscuit

SCONES FOR THE WIN mmmmmm with jam and cream

wait, are you the only person who works at the paper? On the main page every single story is written by you!

YES for the win

and yup! I'm the only staff reporter.

I AM the news in this county

You should just rename the paper then: NEWS ACCORDING TO SARAH

that would make an excellent subheading

I can't believe it's taken you this long to write about scones.

I was easing them in.