Mrs.P
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apparently there is a woman in Arizona who is keeping a scrapbook of the columns I write. This can be classed as fame, yes?
YES!!!!!!! 
Or stalking....which can also be fame related. 
YES
seems more like stalking unless she´s like an old aunt orsomething
Send her an autographed picture for her wall
Or maybe that's creepy if unasked for lol
Mrs.P
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LOL! I love it!
Mrs.P
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it's not an aunt, no, it's a woman who also emigrated here from the UK and identifies with my woes, I'm told.
Mrs.P
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she sent her friend, who lives locally, into the office to tell me about it.
A long as it doesn't progress to taking measurements for a skin suit, I think it's definitely flattering.
Mrs.P
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if she comes at me with a tape measure, I'll run in circles until she gives up.
you're now officially famous
Mrs.P
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right, that's it, I'm putting my sunglasses on and turning up my collar before I leave the office.
Mrs.P
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might as well bask in the glory.
You have your own stalker!!! You are famous!!
someone's got a stalker! 