everything is adorable and nothing hurts

did someone say YesMary
also don't you think I didn't see that comment of her getting him out of the sea

because I totally did
/ollies back out into the ether
it really is ridiculous how Olaf can make me ship anything at the drop of a hat
not that I didn't already ship it but
fun fact: we've a friend who now ships it and geeks every time you guys do a thread/ Olaf draws art, all because he follows Olaf's tumblr and ... well. one thing led to another and yeah. c':
mary just saves all the robots
that's her job robot lifeguard
fun fact: because Wall-E disappeared on her watch she now feels even more responsible for the robots on board
she will hoard all the bots
also Olaf is just a mysterious force of nature who can make anyone ship anything
keep them close to her bosom
excuse you they can stay well away from her bosom
it's an expression ok he is happy well away from her bosom
being dangled over rocks and sea water
she drops him she drops the bag HA
plot twist the bag is full of cement
plot twist she can put Wheatley IN the bag and carry it instead
I swear to god that has to happen to someone at some point
at some point he's going to be all "ps why is your bag heavy when it feels empty"
"is it full of all your shame and secrets"
what will happen when he witnesses her pulling a massive metal hatstand out of it will he short circuit
"OH you have portal technology too!"
/looks inside for the blue portal
"don't you dare break my mirror"
/crash tinkle "IT'S OKAY that was the lamp!"
Try not to freak out from this reply.
News to Yes Man, Mary IS human.