ARE YOU WATCHING IT?

no, but someone's just posted a load of pictures of spacemen and giants on my FB timeline.

I don't know if I CAN watch it

The spacemen were the best.

they were

is it true that the UK has just paid to get to the final?

Always has, since they've been doing semis - top 5 contributing nations and host nation automatically get to the final

huh, the things I do not know could floor an elephant.

The things I know about Eurovision could bring about world peace.

who's doing our song?

Bonnie Tyler, and it's terrible.

I'm very calm and zen about it this year though, I've decided not to worry about it. It's too stressful.

After all, when it comes to Eurovision we are all winners.

Bonnie Tyler? I didn't know she was still a real person.

She's not really, she's now made of plasticine and is drunk.

just googled her and is terrified that she literally hasn't changed.

thought it was the 5 founding nations.