[YesMary] sorry for the plurk spam but Fred pulling faces gets it own post 
I am seriously losing my shit here
it doesn't help that my roomie asked what I was laughing about and is now making all these faces
he says hi
Hello roomie.
/a wild roomie shunts Sam off his computer
HEY I'M MIKEY
IF I TYPE LOUDLY YOU CAN'T HEAR SAM YELLIN AT ME
do you want to know what colours his underpants are
wow rude he sat on me but my handsanccan reach around
Rude.
Now you must spill all of the secrets.
SAmN has a big arse how's that for starters
NO HE DOESN'T
IT'S PETITE AND WOMANLY
it's certainly boney god this hurts
whoeever you are can you tell this lump to get off me
Hey Sam if you stop sitting on him I'll send you bees.
... I don't know why that made him get off but thank you
mystery bee person
oh I am being told you are a fish
You are quite welcome.
thank you Sherlock writing fish
oh wait YOU'RE THE SHERLCK I READ THE SAD THING
Yes that was me. 
WITH THE KILLING SANJI OMG THAT WAS AWFUL I HATE YOU
well done
You are welcome.
/applause
that was pretty great I kind of wish I was any good at writing so I could join in this RP malarkey
oh he's gone off to make tea HE WEARS PAISLEY BOXERS
YES GOOD.
TELL EVERYONE
also he listens to ABBA
oh shit he's coming back
Sam is a lovely person and very very nice and kind and not at all violently inclined
God help you.
Mikey has been removed from the chair and I DO NOT LISTEN TO ABB
much
Mikey stop elbowing me
Right yes I need to send you bees, one moment, it was only half done, but it's all I had to barter at the moment.
shut up you and oh eee aaa :>
/quiets so you can type aa
ilu
and the Doctor you babies
Oh my god.
Oh, also. 
I thought of you guys.
/screams.
There we go sorry that took so long.
Friends are talking WoW in my ear and it's very distressing.
/also screams
also no shh it's fine I was frowning deeply at Mikey
Mikey you are the hero Gotham deserves.
Let him know.
no I shan't >C
Do it.
fine
... he basically did this \o/
Yes good.
also I will kiss this tag it's beautiful
He tried so hard.
but in the end it didn't even matter
aaaaaaaaa.
Also that chart Fel posted, I don't know how to feel that the middle of my combination spells out 'butt humper'. 
/hides own tag.
fffffff nemo.
asfk
Beachbody Cumberbatch
No it's the last letter of your last name.
Although that one works.
I am Blenderdick Cricketbat. orz
oh right terribly sorry
adsfjg not that it matters.
Beachbody Custardbath
much better
not to interrupt this lovely plurk but I heard from a bird who heard from another bird that you wear paisley pants, Mr. Sam.
Blubberbutt Humperdink. :'|
oh for MAIEKY
Yes.
omfg
you are all horrible and shut up they're fantastic
I am jealous I want paisley pants.
you bet you do >I
Sam is a cutie. 
/rolls off the side of the earth y
I'm full of snickers over imagining this iluSamhonest. :'D
/creys
/pats. :B
Sherlock stahp you are not a cat
also Sanji is not helping you and your gross bee butt off the floor
R u d e .
out of all the plasmids you have to pick the nastiest
kehehehe.
He didn't pick it /weeps.
HE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS.
meanwhile the Doctor learns what it's like to greet a person the LegLock way
This is not a nice greeting.
who said anything about nice it's a hateship
>:V
what happens when this meeting backfires and Eleven loves it and ends up greeting them this way (legs first) every time he sees them.
oh god
Terra no don't look
Doctor I will cut you.
yeah with your cheekbones
then Luffy sees this ceremony and decides it's awesome
No.
suddenly the whole ship is doing it
No no no no.
Nononono.
crash craze
yes. yeees.
it's like bowling
you two set a trend don't you feel cool. :'D
but with people
Terra tries to kick Sanji and only succeeds in giving him a look up her skirt
Sanji is suddenly 100% behind this craze
ffffff
/lies in the corner.
/sits on
/doesn't even care.
cuties.
/goes to sleep
/squishes cheeks at all of you.
/tucks in.
wait how are you tucking me in I'm sat on you
are you tucking me into your pants like a shirt I don't
I don't know.
...
I'll make it work. >:V
okay well then
yes
I was trying to be nice and then I forgot you sat on me.
:'|
well how about if I lie on your instead there
This works.
*you
yes good
\o/
aaaaaa I'm sorry it takes me so long to tag I just want to be wonderful like you but it will never happen U_U
it's a scientific breakthrough
/edits this tag over and over again
kajsdgk omg Fel shhh
nope
all your tags are lovely shush
Feeeel.
NOPE
/pulls you onto the Nemo bed
o-oh 
no wait I meant shush and go to sleep
look you can take the left half
Nemo you're a kingsize now okay
Just don't jump on me.
>w>
This is why I can't have nice things. ;A;
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nemo is best bed
aaand I might have to sleep
lame as it is
I'm happy that you've been getting sleep, Sam.
As am I. :3
me too actually I feel a lot better :>
C:
but I do miss our 5am chats
sob
Now your five AM chats are my five AM chats. \o/
ajsfkc onooo
Nemo no
I'm kidding Nemo is sleeping well thank you very much. Holiday beat me into a normal schedule.
Hahaha yes same. But my sleep schedule doesn't exist.
ah good good
Fel ;w;
Now we can badger Fel.
weh.
/bothers
Nope.
well fine but I'm going to bed so
Sleep well! 
fare thee well and go to bed when appropriate
Yes do so. c:
enjoy getting out from underneath a Timelord
V:<
ssfaskf okay so I couldn't figure out which way up that was and
now I just have upset Sherlock doing the kawaii finger sign
hahahahaha
I'm tired this sort of thing happens
naskjdfh
GOODNIGHT
o/
/leaves before this gets worse