Though I did get chewed on.

One of my kids likes to chew on her hair, so I pulled her ponytail out of her mouth before she could swallow anything.

Then her mom asked me a question, so while I was answering her the girl reached behind me and took my ponytail

and started chewing on that.

haha I get chewed on all the time but I have yet to deal with poop

:|

Serves me right, I guess.

Yes, A+++ to all of them!

That's potty training for you.

Mostly I get pooped on by the older kid, which isn't good

But at least she knows not to run around with it all over her, usually.

...If you secretly eat my hair I will be very cross indeed with you young lady.

I guess that's why Pippin thought it was a good idea to chew a pin off my bag.

I just worried she was gonna poke herself with the sharp bit :/

As far as I know she kept away from the pointy bit, though.

Which is more than you can say for other pets, such as my cat.

oh god you are a trooper

...But I totally deserved it

If I don't let this kid chew her own hair, and then leave MY hair unprotected, well

I should have expected it