with_discipline are you really going to let them screw?

well

Morgana can't have nice things

so if you are game, yes

what is happiness

..............................

Well, Loki's pretty game

morgana your taste in men

I mean, he hasn't had a good screw in a long time

....can't stop won't stop?

where is the thread in question

i am curious now

But I should warn you that I've never had a penis, not in my whole life

ENDLESS OCEAN OF TEARS

So I feel as if I may not be great at writing smut from the perspective of one with a penis

Not that I haven't done it before, but

here, it upsets me greatly

.....you guys have no faith

I mean

it's LOKI

Come on, what's the worst that can happen?

.................

see above

hush, you

lmao we can just fade out, my smut writing abilities have dwindled I think

OH I'M SORRY

he does this to everyone

IF IT HAD BEEN OUTLOUD MORGANA WOULD HAVE BEEN ALL AW HELL NO

maybe this'll mellow loki out a little though and he'll be less I'M GOING TO STAB YOU at cass

if that's the case then good job morgana you're a bro :|b

taking one for the team she didn't know she was on :|b

...well

It might

but Silent Hill is kinda coming up

and that's not going to help him calm down much

On the plus side, no one in Silent Hill can have sex with him!

this

amazing

your man is safe, Morgana.

WHICH IS A GOOD THING TBH who wants to have sex in silent hill

hint: not morgana

no one you want to be having sex with, that's for sure

Maybe if you like sexy nurses?

um, with bandages and things

they try and stab you though

definitely unsexy stabbing

MORGANA HAS LOTS OF EXPERIENCE WITH UNSEXY STABBING

IT IS THE LEAST SEXY

scream

it's okay Tyrion, it's a compliment

What if it's a penis metaphor?

she's attracted to the absolute worst people

so. be glad?

(morgana why)

No, no metaphors in this thread I don't think

hyuck

HAHAHAHA OH NO

THAT IS NOT WHAT HE MEANT

.....Felix and Ivy

You should be clearer to Morgana about who might not be the best choice of fuckbuddy

oh I love this though because his special inmate bff sleeping with loki is the next closest thing to him sleeping with loki and as I have said before that would be very IC from a "lol and then Loki fucked up

his life" perspective

or iow Felix can't make bad sexual decisions anymore so he foists them off on others

YAY!!

Loki always used sex to make people's lives difficult in Asgard, too.

THANKS FELIX

THANKS

>_> sorry everyone

when this falls apart I'm pretty sure Morgana is just going to blue screen for a good long while

never having sex again to hell with relationships, fate is against her ever being happy

Heeey Loki thinks fate has the same vendetta against him

They should totally ALWAYS be bffs

and she should always do what he wants and stuff...

this does not seem like an equal relationship...

that's because Loki is better than everyone else, duh :|

also I realized that her 'relationship' - which I use super loosely because what even - with Jefferson p much involved them tackling one another, sou rough is probably what she expects, morgana your life

loki :|

....that whole getting his ass kicked by a bunch of mortals was a fluke

sure okay B|

SHUSH IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT HE COULD HAVE BEATEN UP ALL OF YOU

I mean you know

more power to you bro

you tried

Gold star!!

SOLID EFFORT

It should also maybe be noted that Loki isn't the gentlest lover?

He doesn't have his superstrength anymore, but I mean, he's probably still not overly kind

but it's okay because he fails at everything and that should include causing too much pain

/popcorn.gif

noooo everything is hideous

so much hideousness, sobbing

and yeah idk I feel like she partially expects gentleness, but partially doesn't? Because basically nothing in anything resembling a relationship she's ever had has been. gentle

I think that made sense but I am squinting rn

basically making out with/tackling Jefferson is the only experience she's got under her belt

and

as you can tell by the tackling

it was not remotely sweet or gentle

T_T MORGANA PLS

I know Loki has the CAPACITY to be gentle, but he's just not in the right frame of mind to be anything but rough right now

Everything is domination and conquest, even by the reckoning of his psuedo-viking culture

because the barge makes everything worse forever

tbh I don't know how she'll react ultimately, because she isn't exactly docile but she is so not the topiest top to ever top

Well, if Loki is smart he'll realize what she doesn't like and stop it. He wants them to be BFF

A++ manipulation Loki

HE TRIES SO HARD.

she's gonna throw him against a wall so hard if shit hits the fan

oh good lord this thread

MORGANA, LOKI WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT FEELING SUBHUMAN IS LIKE IF IT HIT HIM IN THE FACE, DUDE DOES NOT QUALIFY

also there are other qualifiers like 'not being a giant douche' that he fails to satisfy

NO BUT HE WAS IMPRISONED AND HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY TURNED ON HIM AND

AND HE'S A DOUCHELORD

I think you mean "he's a lord"

Just, in general

that's not what she means at all

HE IS NOT A DOUCHE, HE'S NICE and he CARES and he's a prince okay, appropriate titles

MORGANA YOU CAN TELL WHEN HE'S LYING BECAUSE HIS LIPS ARE MOVING

BUT

HE WOULDN'T LIE TO ME :C

No, why would you even think that. He'd never lie to his friend.

I feel like this emote is the most appropriate

Don't let Loki pet your hair. It'll probably end up even more Winehouse-ish

LMAO it's only appropriate in that that's Abigail and Hannibal

and he is 90% likely manipulating the shit out of her

TRAGIC

AYUP

...morgana

look at your life

look at your choices

she needs a gay bff FELIX WHERE ARE YOU

she needs a good influence

she has a few, she just keeps pushing them away

because they want her to do awful shit like change

and she just wants revenge and Loki is all baout that

siiiiigh

TheSheep: Want me to just fade to black on this tag, and pick up after the act?

Whatever works best!

So, sure

/works on being decisive

I will take that as a loud and decisive YES

Yes, thank you!

Let it be known that Loki went for like 2 months on a barge full of people without having sex

this is a record