I'm sure I've read this before. Or am I living inside your brain now? It could happen.

I think we might be merging into a single, terrifying being.

(also I wrote something a bit like this on my blog. Which is less interesting.)

"..spy on you in your underpants..."

great column

I prefer the 'single, terrifying being' angle. Let's call ourselves Mrs Pig, The Great and Terrible.

can we have badges?

I'm guessing you didn't go for Mrs Nut because it sounds a bit like a squirrel and not great or terrible at all.

Yes. And badgers.

POINT

SQUIRREL

Lovely! I stay away from voice recogneeshun too, my atrocious accent renders the applications to sobbing wrecks. Siri died in 20 minutes.

And Australian? But at least they are putting a sunny, relaxed, cheerful personality on you ate the same time

true! I wouldn't mind being Australian!

no pm every sounds australian

no pom*

ever*

fuck i cant type

well I don't think so either, but you try telling that to this lot!

I have attempted to sound Australian for many, many years as the accent is quite frankly awesome, but I cannot do it. Not even close.

also its a matter of whether you wanna sounds occa australian or refined australian you were in brisbane which means you heard occa australian hahaha

I can almost do Alf Stewart. Which one is that?

occa definately occa

Wikipedia tells me that I should therefore be "usually found in a blue singlet and rubber thongs with a tinnie in my hand propping up a bar". Sounds about right.

no, but I don't understand why not. I bloody would, if I was a proper occa.

I would too. I'd also carry a kangaroo under one arm and call everyone 'mate'. And have an affair with Karl Kennedy.

Don't the british call everyone 'mate'? Or is that only London?

yes, we do. Or I do, anyway.