awwwww.... kitty cat!

You know what I love about your columns? I can read them without being at all nervous.

Like hearing a really accomplished singer performing live, not worrying they're going to suddenly honk out a bad note. You know?

You're the Tom Jones of writing.

a bit sad that nobody has thrown any underpants at me.

(also, thank you!)

you're the Sundance Tiger!

We can mail you underpants if you want. Honest.

this is acceptable, yes.

I've just thrown mine towards you, but they landed in the road.

<-- this kitty is throwing you very tiny underpants

actual skid marks?

AAWWWWW kitty