a horrible first impression goin on there at the mo

(as if i expected anything else)

Chawlee makes horrible first impressions with EVERYONE and it is delightful

he's just so charming and good with ppl, obvs

yes clearly

he learned all that at gangster academy

oh I am so going to Hal at that 8D

excellent :3

Hal disapproves of literally everything about you, Dirk :|

Dirk is not making friends today

as is his wont

due to how Dirk is fucking spectacular

aw <3

i think Dirk and Hal might be able to edge out some sort of decency. as long as Hal doesn't get a glimpse of his cleaning skills (of which he has none)

ire Hal as your cleaner, Dirk, he's only slightly more murderous than your last one

loll. yes. once he finds out that Hal is a compulsive cleaner he will be all over that

PLS hal is reformed now /pained

and yes, I agree :>