--GODDAMMIT YUUL

holy shit your timing really is atrocious

well to be fair I was also boomeranging

AND MORE LIKE YOUR TIMING IS ATROCIOUS

go away and leave my inbox alone

even a millisecond deserves an award!

I'm never tagging you back again

Not for long.

alwaystraveling: yes, yes it does

And Plurk says that I got a tag back to you within fifty-seven seconds of your plurk.

it's okay Thorn, I've finally accepted you into my life

Winning at life.

/lies on the floor and sobs a lot from your tag

.......................

BUT YOU HAVE TO TAG ME--SCOTT??? RUNS TO SEE

anasaurus: ANA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

but I'm done with tags for the day so I'm going to coo over our tiny Marvel comics cast for a few minutes

because Billy and Cassie and Scott

eldrant: WHAT BUT IT'S ALREADY DESTROYED

what is it with you people and destroying my happiness?

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD YUUL STOP STALKING THAT

HEE YES it is tiny but lovely

today must be inbox cleaning day!

I CAN'T STOP

GO VAL

SCOTT YOU MUST BABYSIT THE THREE MARVEL CHILDREN

everdistant: /picks Ari up and twirls!!

yuulshi: NO DAMMIT HE'S DONE WITH BABYSITTING you kids go take care of yourselves

Scott Lang, designated babysitter wherever he goes.

except Cassie, he's babysitting her until she's an old wrinkly lady

noooooooooooo

adskfjsd Daaaaad

/gets motion sickness

df;ljdf /sets Ari down carefully

noooooo Ari I'm sorry

ugh I still need to finish compiling his timeline and canon reviewing for him though

also Ana I'm really sorry that Scott will be obnoxiously overbearing the first few days

BUT THEY WERE GOING TO BUILD A TREEHOUSE

I need to play with Val again somewhere somehow

No no it's totally fine I love them

Please fuss over her forever.

yuulshi: WAIT WHO'S BUILDING A TREEHOUSE

everdistant: sob and I need to play with Ari before my heart falls out of my chest

i don't know but now i want a treehouse

you should come to randomizing.......it's small and laid-back....

...why would your heart fall out

because there is no Ari in my life

they don't usually do that do they

and I want a treehouse now too

...oh.

....Jes, are you for real

no adults allowed

oh my god I'm laughing so much

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

BECAUSE DW LOVES ME

this is the most beautiful tag I have ever been graced with

And I love you for it.

Okay I'm going to toddle off to bed now, goodnight beautiful plurkians.

/tucks in!

Sleep wellllllllllllllllll, darling.