MY PLANS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Shepard is probably getting crested sometime soon!

i'm probably going to make a post with her sometime soon which sums up to a round up of everyone with working weapons and what they've got

I'm probably going to be doing a post with Hibiki which is "creative uses of digimon powers, or, what your partner might be feeding you"

AND THEN THERE'S GOING TO BE AN OPEN LOG WITH WILL

Where he and Clarice catch a bunch of fish and cook them in the kitchen, and anyone who wants is free to come bother him

Aside from the stuff with Yoko, we need more stuffffff

ALWAYS AND FOREVER

i take it garrus will be interested in the results of shep's weapon roundup

i will reiterate, cam and will need more cr

I just really wanna see where Shep and BWG's log goes, and I cam content with just that for now :3

they really do apparently my adults are co-adopting cam or something

that is a high quality log I am enjoying it c:

...I got confused as to which message was mine because I typed 'am' as "cam" I am the most brilliant

heavy breathing. cam.

I blame owl_like

OF COURSE YOU BLAME ME I'M OBSESSED.

Of course Garrus will be. It's guns xP. And I do want to have Garrus at least trying in his own, awkward way to try and get to know the kids better

and then everyone was cam

ALL CAM ALL THE TIME

terminal tokyo? you mean... caminal... cam...yo...

Hehe

oh no maya missed the sex ed post but she's definitely going to have cr with shepard in the context of a romantic relationship with one of shep's kids

that

not be good

hahahahahahahahaha

Then Papa Garrus will just lay things out a little straighter because he's the cool parent XP

I want cr with all your abbies

YES GET IN MY LIFE

also if the impmon crushin on clarice is weird just tell me

dude no i think it's adorable

i love digimon in love

see: monodramon

I would like cr with you! Though I dunno with who

we'll find something! c:

does that mean shep with give maya a special sex talk.

, even. what is typing. how does typing.

yes. yes she does.

yes good

maya's just going to be like "oh god cam she scares me she thinks I'm having sex with you???"

cam's going to blue screen

just mISS SHEPARD nOOOO!!!!

maya got the message after she took her shirt off the one time ok. no sex with cam for a while/ever/until they're married.

m-marriage?

I need to throw my puppets at you more in general

Yoko especially just

maybe he's religious, maya doesn't know!!!

no no, religion has nothing to do with it. sex???? sex. cam does not know sex.

it's okay cam. maya doesn't either.

SHEPARD DOESN'T THINK YOU'RE BANGING OKAY THE GLITCHES MAKE HER PARANOID...

cookierobots I AGREE WITH THIS AND WITH THAT EMOTE

my inner Neku is face palming at Cam right now

Dude, just tell her you don't really get.... hmmm, well yeah

HOW CAN I SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE says cam

Like this 8|

honestly OOC i know we'll never have a SUDDENLY A SEX GAME glitch but shepard doesn't

she lives in fear of the day sex pollen is released amongst the children okay

then all the teenagers got teen preggers

Including the boys'

Though Cam, Neku will tell her FOR you if you don't... then get stabbed by her chicken for being creepy

. . . . . . . maybe lucette should do it instead

...oh god cam is going to cry

though idk how in this parallel universe NEKU knows... idk he intuited it

seems like something he'd do. Just guess and be right

. . . . . maybe shepard should sit down and quietly talk to maya about asexuality and how it doesn't mean he doesn't love you

avoid all this horror

they deff wouldn't TALK about it, hell the thread in the aventure log proves they are both masters at avoiding uncomfortable conversations

yep they don't talk about uncomfortable things

Neku is the Friend that doesn't Press

he would just assume Cam is like him and just has a low sex drive/hates all people equally male or female

jfidsoafewa

Bihateful

neku no

stop repressing him, he will hate who feels right 8|

hyokomon wouldn't STAB neku, just . . . threaten him a lot.

with all this hate I gotta wonder if Neku was a homestuck troll in another life

neku you aren't a homestuck just an angry child shhh

your name is NEKU. you have a variety of INTERESTS and a particular passion for MUSIC. some douchebag shot you and now you are DEAD.

blank eyes neku

sktnehaoer i started laughing